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A meme in the Age of History II community when referring to the release date of AOH3.
User: when will aoh2 drop?
Łukasz Jakowski: When its ready :P
The worst text in EXISTENCE. I would rather be in a 1-month COMA then do this fudging test. This is the test that makes students want to commit suicide.
“Hey teacher, I need to go to the bathroom real quick. *The teacher* NO! You have to do your i-Ready Diagnostic! *Student*: Commits suicide”
She Juicy like a steak. Her pussy is tender medium rare ready to be eaten.
She Ready Red ya dig. Hitting that tonight.
Popularized by our most favorite Mexican princess, Vanessa, it is another way to say “ready, set, go”
K: Okay, lemme know when you’re ready to start the movie.
V: Ready Set Spaghetti!
About to make a sick play/pop off/get the w/win. Inspired by Kanye West after he said "get the west wing ready" when allegedly 17% of the Pennsylvania votes were in his favor in the 2020 presidential election in the USA.
Kanye: " LOOK AT THE PHONE" "GET THE WEST WING READY"
Random guy: "I'm Getting the west wing ready!"
Kanye then goes on to show a screenshot of 17% of the Pennsylvania votes being in his favour during the 2020 presidential election in the USA.
Speedy Readie is the legend himself who devotes his life to protecting people from the amazon and all the plants in it. As the Amazon tries to invade England Speedy Readie must fight off all the plants
A torture device worse than water-boarding designed by 60-something shit heads in the government to """teach""" children by treating them like 5-year olds. What the fuck was going through these out of touch asshole's heads when they made this slow piece of shit that assumes you have an IQ of 70? Who the fuck knows but your teacher just told to get out your piece of shit 2011 Chromebooks and do 8 lessons of I-Ready, SO GET BACK TO WORK!
Teacher: "All right class, I couldn't be bothered to teach you anything today and couldn't give a fuck about your education so we're going to be doing some I-Ready!"
Student A: "Anybody have a rope?"
Student B: "No but I have a knife we can use to slit our throats!"
Student A: "Great!"
Students A and B: *fucking kills themselves*
Teacher: "Huh, wonder why they did that?"