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A white girl who dates or engages in sexual intercourse with black men. Also used but less frequently to in the opposite situation when a white male is dating or having sexual relations with a black woman.
White Girl Nicole: Hey Missy let's go to Ford Heights and get some black cock.
White Girl Missy: Okay Sis, but first let me go through mom's purse and get some money for a couple 40 ouncers. Gee, Nicole maybe we'll get knocked up this time so we can get public aid!
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when two or more persons race to see who can masturbate quicker.
boy: me and my gf did a rub race just to for something new... she beat me and proceeded to have 5 more orgasms after I got one and recharged. it's not fair cuz during sex I always blow my load first.
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Occurs when two employee's return from lunch break and one employee tries to beat the other to the restroom because he or she knows the other employee always has bad gas.
"Dave's going to go eat Mexican food for lunch, you can bet Alan will return early from break to gaurantee victory in that can race. No one wants to use that bathroom for atleast 30 minutes after Dave gets done with it"
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A race of people who simultaneously doesn't exist because we are all just humans but also does exist and is responsible for everything bad that ever happen in the history of the world.
The White race doesn't exist, but also it does exist and it's bad
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When you put your cock into the wire basket from the top of a champagne bottle and run around. It looks like a muzzled greyhound.
Alright guys, whip out the champers, it's time to go greyhound racing
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Retardedly slow drivers who insist on going at least 10 miles under the speed limit, whilst in snychronization, causing the brains of all drivers behind the turtles to explode out of the tops of their heads.
When you're driving & 2 (or more) nitwits (usually people 55+) are having a turtle race at the exact same speed as eachother (generally 45 mph & lower) in front of you, making it so no one can pass until another lane opens, resulting in you, the driver, screaming really loudly due to infuriation.
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