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October 24th is National Legalize Ranch Day. This is because October 24th 2013 was the original air date of the first "Ranch it up" sketch on the Eric Andre Show
"Dude it's National Legalize Ranch Day today"
"I'll go buy a bunch of ranch for us right now"
When a man is having sex or getting blown, and a cow then proceeds to defecate on both member's chests.
"Man, I heard you got a Montana Ranch Cow Pie, last night on he cow farm, did you get rid of the smell?"
When someone is being very very negative and you want to express your feelings to the group but exclude that one person, you yell dip me in ranch
Mick was being super negative so I looked at Eli and just yelled Dip Me In mothafucking Ranch
person1: Bro, she let me hit last night
Person 2: No she didn't bruh that's All bun no ranch
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a school where all cool kids meet because Gale Ranch as trash as hell.
That person goes to Windemere Ranch Middle School, he's a cool kid!
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Makes Bagdad Middle School look like heaven on Earth. People here are either potheads, scenes, fake preps, or wannabe gangstas. You minus well call the administration The Taliban -- an oppressive regime of Christian fundamentalists, with the faculty being their very own Al-Qaeda.
Bathroom stall sex, racial tension, homophobia, and sexism flourish at this school. Don't be surprised if you find a condom in the 6th grade area's drinking fountain. The buildings look truly like prison chambers, and staring at the mind-numbing purple and silver school colors too long will give you a serious migraine.
Most students here will graduate to a lifetime of therapy and mental institutions. But the lucky ones at DRMS shouldn't be too discouraged: by the time they start at Deer Valley, all the bitches and hoes will be washed up or a drop out by junior year (can you say "would you like fries with that, sir?").
Dallas Ranch middle school is an institution for dumbass shitheads we'll just call students.
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Founded in 1999, Cinco Ranch has offered a world-class education to its graduates and continues this tradition of excellence. The school is located in the city of Katy, which is a suburb of Houston, TX. Its mascot is the cougar, and the colors are maroon and white. Approximately 3500 students enter the doors of the school each day. The student population is predominately Caucasian(~80%),and more and more minority students add up each year. Cinco Ranch has been nationally recognized through sports competitions and numerous other extracurricular activities. More than 100 registered student organizations exist today.
The first principal was Dr. Lowell Strike, who served till the Spring of 2004. He referred Cinco Ranch as "The Best High School in America."
The second and current principal is Ms. Bonnie Brasic, whom most students recall her most infamous line, "Go Gators!"
C-o.C-o-u-g.C-o-u-g-a-r-s CINCO COUGARS!
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