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One of the few torture methods that's still completely legal in all 50 states.
Alright class, now let's do some I-Ready.
I ready is Ohio me and my skibiti alpha level 10000 gyat wolfs hate it the last time we heard the word "I ready" me and my alpha skibiti friends jumped up in the air and made shit and twerked all the way to Ohio fanom tax I ready is NOT skibiti sigma its pure Ohio Fortnite battle pass me and my alpha pack will NOT edge to this #going to Ohio to kill my self
A p e r f e c t l e a r n i n g p r o g r a m t h a t h e l p s k i d s o f a l l a g e s a n d g r a d e s l e a r n ! , according to your horrible teachers. I-Ready is one of the most well-known forms of torture in the United States, often used on young school children and teenagers. It is extremely effective, even more if work piles up. It is ESPECIALLY notorious in online schools. It is hated by every person who has ever seen it on Earth.
"Okay, class, today we're going to do 2 I-Ready le-"
(Loud booing)
"Calm down, class! It's just 2 les-"
"Hey guys, would you rather die in a school shooting than do I-Ready?"
"I'd prefer the former."
"Same."
"Hey, y'all hear that?"
"Oh hey it's the shooter!"
The end. They never did their I-ready.
This stupid ass fucking website makes anyone wanna snap their fucking neck off of their shoulders. Constantly everyday I just wanna kill myself thinking about this useless as shit. Why the FUCK SHOULD MY GRADES SUFFER BECAUSE THIS STUPID ASS FUCKING APP IS SO FUCKING USELESS.
I-Ready
"Hello Im your therapist, why do you wanna commit suicide?"
"Iready."
"Ill prepare the ropes."
About to make a sick play/pop off/get the w/win. Inspired by Kanye West after he said "get the west wing ready" when allegedly 17% of the Pennsylvania votes were in his favor in the 2020 presidential election in the USA.
Kanye: " LOOK AT THE PHONE" "GET THE WEST WING READY"
Random guy: "I'm Getting the west wing ready!"
Kanye then goes on to show a screenshot of 17% of the Pennsylvania votes being in his favour during the 2020 presidential election in the USA.
Speedy Readie is the legend himself who devotes his life to protecting people from the amazon and all the plants in it. As the Amazon tries to invade England Speedy Readie must fight off all the plants
The only good thing of i-Ready…
“Okay Little Timmy, you can go on i-Ready Learning Games now.”