A condition wherein the patient's rectum is blocked (impacted) by their own cranial matter, resulting in the following symptoms: inability to think critically, difficulty processing rational arguments, loss of desire to collaborate. Oddly it does not impact the ability to pass flatus.
Those suffering from this condition also often suffer from procto-milontas.
Nurse - the patient is clearly suffering from a cranial-rectal impaction (syndrome). Please provide 30 mg of Thorazine and be prepared to perform an attitute adjustment.
One who engages in jovial escapades and fantastic trips and voyages often times plundering raiding and looting for booty (pun intended). Inside the rectal region or ass with great abandon.
Nobody realized that Juan was a rectal Swashbuckler until we saw him go inside the club with the long line of all men out front.
Something one may exclaim when going through a severe lactose-intolerant episode.
“You drank a pint of milk? But you’re lactose-intolerant.”
— “rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese.”
Someone who enjoys sticking their arm in someones or somethings ass.
Those rednecks sure do enjoy thier rectal palpitating.
That girl in that porn is a rectal palpitater.
The name you give a guy's dick if he fucks you in the ass and then pulls out, after which you take a shit.
God, I was so constipated last night, and then John and I buttfucked, and boy, was his dick a rectal plunger! I took a huge shit right on his face!
The absolute annihilation of your ass
Kirsty performed rectal devastation on her ass the other day with a 15 inch dildo
A task performed by qualified recaloids (the small long bearded chaps usually found it shoddy porn films and xrated music videos). The purpose of a Rectal Verifier is to analyse the total area and perimeter of an anus and put the findings on to a large database that has no specific reason for existing.
"I valanoid here by decree that your anus is suited for class 4 foreign objects?"