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The terrifying diarrhea you get when you're traveling in Canada and eat some bad poutine. Named for their illustrious prime minister in the grand tradition of travel-related intestinal distress.
For the love of god, pull over! I have Stephen Harper's revenge!
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After a girl gives oral sex to a man, she head but his nose, making it bleed profusely, then proceeds to spit his own cum on his face, making a strawberry shortcake revenge.
That bitch strawberry shortcake revenged me last night
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She Wants Revenge is a kick-ass band from Los Angeles, California. They are heavily influenced by Joy Division and early New Order. Though a bit unoriginal at times (their vocals sound similar to Interpol), their music is highly enjoyable. Their music is characterized by a dark and sexual nature.
I heard it's cold out, but her popsicle melts
She's in the bathroom, she pleasures herself
Says I'm a bad man, she's locking me out
It's cause of these things, it's cause of these things
- She Wants Revenge, "These Things"
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When a man is fucking a midget, any style, and preforms a stunt on her that is shown in Jackass, whether that be a cum chug, an ass brand...etc.
Jim: "Hey, How'd it go with Charlene last night."
Bob: "It was great! we were doing doggy style, and since she's a midget I thought I would pull Wee Man's Revenge."
Jim: "Nice. What stunt did u do?"
Bob: "I branded a dick on her ass"
Jim: "Dude... weak."
When a Facebook user puts one of his or her Facebook friends on limited profile because that same Facebook friend put the Facebook user on limited profile first. You can tell if you're on limited profile if the aforementioned Facebook friend's tagged photos and/or personal information are no longer viewable.
Will result in tension between the two Facebook users. One party may possibly block the other.
Putting someone on limited profile is not recommended unless you have an inexplicably unbelievable reason to do so because you will usually end up offending or alienating your Facebook friend.
Don't put me on limited profile unless you want to start something, bitch.
Do unto others as you want others to do unto you.
Limited profile revenge usually occurs when people lose their Facebook etiquette.
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Revenge porn - when you accidentally go live, naked,on a public platform, on your channel and people point out its YOU.
Pirate Kalypso going live in her birthday day suit on YouTube and Sam catching it and uploading it to his channel is revenge porn.
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The male moistens the nipples and the female coats them in sugar. If she refuses strap her down the force the sugar to the nipples. Once it has dried you should cum onto the nipples making them moist again the a final dip of sugar will top it all off. Finally the male seduct the woman so the nipples erect then he has the pleasure of licking the sweetness off.
My great grandma was in hospital and she was refusing drugs from the nurses. So i closed the curtain for grandma and gave her somw sweet revenge instead.
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