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Roof Rattling

The practice of throwing a handful of stones onto an unsuspecting victims roof causing a cacophonous rattle. A common past-time of many young kiwis with nothing better to do.

Hamish and I were bored so we went roof rattling on old Bill's house, he was pissed off and chased us away with a rake

by CodakBear February 17, 2023


Coochie Roof

A Slab of fat that hangs over an obese persons coochie aka vagina aka pussy

Damn that bitch gotta Coochie Roof

by Angeliq Shelley November 20, 2019


Lady on the roof

A urban legend that says every horse has a lady that lives on the roofs and hides very well. If you go on that roof she will eat you up. This is a story to tell somebody especially a child not to go on roofs.

Make sure you don't sneak up to the roof or the lady on the roof will eat you.

by 459395 May 31, 2022


roof cumbers

A cucumber thrown at a roof

Oh my days that human got nailed by the roof cumbersome!

by Nightmia April 22, 2020


Dirty roof

After finishing destroying a whore, they go on the roof, shit, and yell, "hey i fucked someone who's married!" Then realize who high they were after writing a definition for dirty roof.

Kay: who wrote this definition for dirty roof?
Nnotbad: not me
Jay: someone has done a dirty roof to me!
Kay: wtf

by Nnotbad March 30, 2022


Plywood on the roof

A women with a ridiculously massive forehead.

Fuck me mate, did you see those hens that just passed us, the middle one had so much plywood on her roof, I bet space x often mistakes that as the landing pad for them new returnable rockets.

Noun- A person usually a women who would be Extreme pound material if it wasn't for her absolutely massive forehead that is plywood on the roof in its raw form.

by Boney McGrath May 7, 2023


scrubbing the roof

When your significant other is giving you a blowjob, you point your dick up a little so that the head scrapes the roof of their mouth.

John: When Mary was blowing me last night, I started scrubbing the roof. It felt amazing!

by eg3311 October 7, 2012