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Getting a gullible person to believe you
I was salting the kangaroo when I convinced them the bowling ball wAs a soccer ball
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To completely ravage a woman's genitals.
The destruction of one's vagina during intercourse.
The aftermath of an authentic pussy pounding that renders the vagina nearly useless.
Bob-"Hey, are you going to bang her?"
Jim-"Hopefully she will let me hit it."
Bob-"I wouldn't do that if I were you..."
Jim-"Why not?"
Bob-"I heard that Johnny salted the land when he last got the chance."
Jim-"Oh. Good call bro. That would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Thanks."
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A drug sold as aroma therapy, sold in the united states, and while illegal in some states can be found in many others. The effects are similar to Meth, Crack, Cocaine, Ecstasy, Pcp, and is classified as a euphoric stimulant, however that is only with mephedrone, and snorting doses are between 15mg and 125mg while orally is between 200mg to 300mg. The simpler yet cheaper drug MDPV has similar effects but unlike mephedrone that has a 2 to 4 hour come down MDPV has a 2 to 48 hour comedown with withdrawal effects such as;
Suicidal tendencies
schizophrenia/ paranoia and extreme anxiety
confusion
hallucinations
nausea
the shits
ect.
People abuse the drug on three to four day binges usually ending up in the hospital getting there stomachs pumped, MDPV is the worst type of bath salts and although the side effects listed are for heavy usage the effects of the drug vary from person to person.
the third form of bathsalts is methylone which is a euphoric empathogen and literally makes life seem perfect no matter what is going on , also known as explosion and is the pure form of mephedrone, and unless your life is completely fucked then i wouldnt even go near it , not to mention it is very hard for most people to find.
So as for bathsalts go, the mephedrone based is the way to go and one with a strong healthy body should consume no more than 1000mg over a 24 hour period. Watch out for vascular constriction and heart palpitations.
Bath Salt- a drug that adds a kick to life :)
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"hello sue" *sue has territes* sue responds"fuck salt"
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An adjective describing an individual who displays signs of aggression as well as delusion. Synonyms include mental, batshit crazy, and Rick Santorum, among others.
'That dude was totally bath salts.'
'Dude, have you gone all bath salts on me?'
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Always at the beach; Stay at the beach;
Chase: Hey bro, where should we meet up at?
Logan: What kind of question is that? You know where I stay at.
Chase: Oh yeah, the beach.
Logan: Salt Life!
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Being passionate about the Ocean and utilizing it in your life. Whether it be via boating, surfing, diving, fishing or just being a beach bum. Salt Life is a company that sells apparel, jewelry, stickers and etc, so "Salt Lifers" can show their pride.
I've been bumming around the beach a lot lately. Really living the Salt Life.
Susie moved to Florida and is really into the environment now. She goes to the public beaches and cleans up trash. She wants to keep it clean so she can enjoy her new salt life.
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