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An action that is so holy and pure, that our great lord SHREK decides to send many blessings upon those who completed the action.
An adjective that you use when you are at a loss of words
Yo man, I just did a shrek-tastic front flip... I feel the blessing already!
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The act of plugging your eyebrows and then getting horny because they look so good, while having green stuff on your face
"Yesterday I had such a relaxing evening, I even did Shrek Roleplay
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the cutest couple that ever walked the face of the earth = everyone wants to be them because they have so much love for each other & can overcome every single obstacle that is thrown in their way. plus, they are extremely sexy in the bedroom = if you know what i mean!
dylan and shrek are so cute together!
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When someone busts a load into someone else's ear canal, then the person with the load pours it into the mouth of the one who busted the load.
Did you see Janet give James a Shrek Cocktail.
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An infestation of herpes in the anus.
I think I want a refund. That hooker had Shrek's Swamp.
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The best movie of all time containing the best movie soundtrack of all time
Rick: I don;t have much money, but i can give you Shrek 2 Directors Cut DVD and three Justin Bieber Cd's for it.
Stan: Shrek 2 Directors Cut DVD? That's a bargain! Here you go.
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A large green fucking badass who gets all the bitches and fucks dragons over like the silly cunts they are, he's also got a fit as fuck wench. His dick is like the great wall of china if it were green.
Shrek destroyed my mistress last night with the great wall of china
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