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samantha

a person who is very ugly and looks like a deformed frog calls herself a queen but is lying to herself and is very fake do not trust samantha that would be a very bad thing to do she doesn't care about anyone exept herself

stranger: samantha is my firend him: ewwww i feel bad for you

by grandma 20 March 8, 2018

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samantha

Samantha is what one might call a stripper at a bachelor party if she slithers down the pole like the bad snake she is. Samantha is a mf daddy at heart and no one can take that away from her.

Samantha is a gamer. She loves to dominate the leaderboard in Snake Squad, as well as dominate in the bedroom. She enjoys showing off her “invincibility irl” when she puts the petal to the metal on her tricycle which she can be seen riding throughout the greater dallas area.

Samantha is the alpha wolf and the leader of the pack.

Samantha is a friend to all (asians), although many of her friends eventually get kicked out of ursuline.
Samantha is the ultimate ursa-slut & hocka-hoe combination, although she will never truly grow out of her “i go to highland park” phase.
Sam is the definition of an ursuline girl: a studious and (almost)obnoxiously polite coding god during the school week, and a blackout-drunk, horny party girl on the weekends. On any given saturday night, Samantha can be found prancing around Erins party (her personal haven) with a white claw and vape in-hand as she drunkenly dances the night away with a solo routine to the only acceptable song, the 2019 Freshman Dance.

Samantha is not just the queen of casual insta posts, she is a queen inside and out (and everybody knows it).

At the end of the day, Samantha is a bad bitch and with a personality like hers, she will undoubtedly go far in life and exceed expectations. Samantha is one of a kind.

Person 1: did you see Samantha in computer science today?
Person 2: how could i miss her? she was asking questions the entire time!

Person 1: who’s that girl? oh right, lisa’s daughter; what’s her name again?
Person 2: you must mean Samantha.

Person 1: apparently Samantha has to meet with mrs juarez for coding help like every day...
Person 2: jesus, that girl has issues.

Person 1: so what’s Samantha like?
Person 2: she’s an IG baddie and she knows it.

Person 1: damn that girl is fine she gotta ass and a great personality! i wish she were mine....
Person 2: yea man everyone wants to be her. that’s Samantha for you...

by samanthaspinkietoe November 28, 2020

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samantha

teachers frigin pet

Samantha Is stupid.

by marco and alvin December 27, 2018

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samantha

Samanthas are often big and bitches with a big mouth and can never shut up. They can be good friends then stab you in the back. Dont trust samanthas

Samantha stabbed me in the back again.

by Mystery_girls34 February 25, 2016

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samantha

other wise known as queefers. They like to queef out of their manginas. The genital organ that looks like a womans vagina but has stings sticking out tampons.

Samantha queefed out of her mangina when i fucked her so hard in the ass

by penisbites December 27, 2008

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samantha

A bitch ass whore who says she loves you and wants to be with you all the time and then dumps you two days later. she talks bad about anyone who remotely annoys her and is super annoying

samantha is a bitch

by sjjsjsjssjjsjssj May 23, 2019

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samantha

needs a good slap to knock some sense into her tiny head.
a 25 year old with a 12 year old mindset.
i would say more, but she might use her “ambitious” vocabulary to show her self worth, or should i say, make her more “self-entitled”

samantha?
oh yeah, the wannabe gervais phinn

by spiCEEmamA August 1, 2019

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