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Saturday 13th April 2019

On this day every Male must kiss at least one non related female and every female must kiss at least one non related Male and then grab their ass as this day is Britain’s ass grab day .

Today is Saturday 13th April 2019.

by Definition god 788 April 13, 2019


saturdays are for the bros

Not bros

Silver wasn't invited to the party because Saturdays are for the Bros

by Urwrongbsilvs August 15, 2017


Perpetual Saturdays

That period of time for teachers that is simply known as 'summer' to the general populace.

It refers to the fact that during the summer months, teachers "don't have to work today or tomorrow." Thus, making every day a Saturday.

Joe Plumber: "sorry man, I can't come out tonight. I gotta work tomorrow."

Frank the Teacher: "you're working in a Saturday?"

Joe Plumber: "tomorrow's Tuesday!"

Frank the Teacher: "huh, feels like a Saturday ..."

Joe Plumber: "damn Perpetual Saturdays ..."

by Ol Grimey August 29, 2013


Saturday the 14th

The day that you have a hangover from killing camp-going teens while wearing a hockey mask the night before.

Guy 1: ...Ugh... I have a massive hangover from something...

Guy 2: Yes. It is Saturday the 14th. You have been killing random people with a fireaxe and a hockey mask.

Guy 1: That makes sense.

Guy 2: *Throwing up blood and gore.*

Guy 1: So this is how Saturday the 14th happened.

by Razorclaw the crab January 26, 2019


Strange Saturday

the day where anything goes. Get wild. Act the fuck out. You're getting fucked tonight

cody was worried because he knew it was a strange Saturday and some weird ass shit was about to go down

by MotherTruckerNumeroUno August 8, 2020


Titty and Booty Saturday

happens on every last saturday before the new year

“Hey timothy, i heard it was Titty and booty Saturday today, let’s celebrate!!”

by theMexicanBean December 30, 2023


Shook on a Saturday

The sexy chorus from BROCKHAMPTON’s TOKYO, frankly I have no clue what the hell it mean but,

What’s got you shook on a Saturday?

What’s got you shook on a Saturday I take my L and I hold my place

by SycamoreGxrl September 25, 2020