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you don't necessarily have to wear faggoty scene clothing and chop up/dye your hair 20 times a year to be scene; it's more of a mindset you develop with the help of the rest of america's characterless youth in a subconscious effort to "find yourself"
upon reaching a certain level of retardation, the clothes, piercings, makeup, hair, and shows seem to happen by themselves
curiously enough, though, scene kids still seem to dig up enough literacy to use massive amounts of periods and use long words plus the suffix "-ly" (e.g monoglacorifically, pacifistically, etc)
once you become scene, your focus in life is usually "finding the perfect boi/gurl" or the next person you make out with
a scene kid does not always like dinosaurs and stupid hairties, but only because they want to find something more hXc to like. chances are it's laying in the middle of the road or taking 50 pictures of themselves with fake grillz. by the time scene kids realize that these actions, too, are unoriginal, they will either move on to making out with more people, or making out with more people. this is only the case if the said scene kid is sXe; if not, replace making out with having sex
scene is usually never just scene, making it somewhat difficult to recognize and easy to defend. it is commonly mixed in with prep, skater, slut, hardcore, or punk
if you realize you are scene, you have every reason to hate yourself, but most scenesters are above even that because "emo is so damn overrated." scenesters tends to make very lethal threats such as "i hope you get run over by an ice cream truck" or "go die"
a typical scene kid loves conor oberst to hell and back and is consequently madly in love with bright eyes.
also tends to like gravy train!!!! and scary kids scaring kids
does not necessarily like panic! at the disco, but only because it is not hardcore or original enough anymore
in early stages of scenesterdom, a scenester will admit to liking fall out boy, panic, and taking back sunday. in later stages, they will tell everyone they like random underground bands to mask their true tastes.
common scene kid words:
omgz
omgsh
hella
kthxbai
ily
ilu
bestie
boi
SCENE KIDZ
hella x: hey bebz. <3
dancing urine: go away. i fucking hate you.
hella x: uhm. why?
dancing urine: ugh.
dancing urine: you listen to hollywood undead? what a fuckin poser.
hella x: well. :/
hella x: damnit, your music isn't any better, fagt.
dancing urine: wtfk, of course it is.
dancing urine: i like the glasscakes, five rhythms, j u n i p e r, and exnalgine. all my friends do too.
hella x: hmm. never heard of any of them before.
dancing urine: well. youre a lozr then. me and my bestie went on myspace and searched for afrobeat music and now we're totally hooked. we downloaded one song from each of them. mm. i lovahz me some afrobeat.
dancing urine: ... anyway i thought i told you to go the fuck away, cunt.
dancing urine: hmm. my boyfriend just got here. we're going to go hairdye shopping.
dancing urine: why dont you go play in traffic.
dancing urine: kthxbai.
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"The" scene mostly refered to as a city and/or area where the current thriving music and fashion culture comes from. This area will relocate every few years as musical genres become more popular and fashion trends change. The group of kids who follow these trends very closely are refered to as scenesters.
"New Jersey is where the scene is right now."
"The scene in L.A. is unbelieveable."
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(adj.)
1. Being a sissy, a pansy, wimp, twat, attention whore, etc.
2. A girl who uses excessive make-up to conceal her zits, pimples, blackheads, blemishes, and deformities. Once completed, this bitch would take a picture of her self by following the following rules:
1- Hold the camera yourself. God forbid you use a tripod or leave the camera on something.
2- Avoid looking at the camera.
3- Make a stupid face.
4- Hold the camera up with your left hand. The lens of the camera is to make 45 degree angle with the horizon.
5- Slightly vibrate the camera before taking the picture. This produces a blurry crappy picture.
6- If the camera is equipped with anti-shake technology, add blur in Photoshop later.
7- Make sure only a part of your face is shown. If not, start over.
8- Post the picture on a random website or your stupid blog or your online diary which no one gives a shit about.
3. Occasionally a guy who is a faggot but denies it. Possess all characteristics described in part "1". Crappy hair followed by makeup and a stupid face and tight sissy cloths. Crappy picture and a dumb title or explanation.
none needed. look at the definition
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How to be a Scene Kid:
- Get yourself a stupidly thick and uneven fringe (usually parted to the side) that looks like you've cut it yourself, mainly because you have cut it yourself. Remember, Scenes never trust hairdressers.
- Girls must dress like baby prostitutes; that means you must not wear anything without a Band logo on it or made by that faggot guy from BMTH (DropDead, just so you all know). Hello Kitty and Gloomy Bear are always idolised, along with Pokemon & Yu-Gi-Oh cards. A nice idea would be to tie them to some fluorescent string and wear them as a necklace. Skinny jeans are a must have, but only for guys, girls in any type of trousers are prohibited, it's all about the tutus and fluorescent tights with sparkly leg warmers and Converses signed by all your friends (but of course they never use their real names, just their scenekid names like EmmaXCore).
- Wear so much eyeliner (or Guyliner if your of the male species) so that it's almost touching your nose. Mascara is optionable, along with glitter, but they both make the Scene look more extreme.
- Pierce everything humanly possible. Doing it at home with a safety pin is preferred.
- Join every VanityXCore etc. band on Bebo. And make sure they have your photo as their display picture. This will only happen if you take it from a high angle and photoshop it 'till you look like a Barbie doll. Then just wait for all the comments..
"OMFG baybeeee yewr liek soo PHITT!! eye luff yewwwww ^-^ xXxXxXx <333333"
If you've grasped all this, then the only thing left to sort out is your 'taste' in music, but that isn't difficult. Anything about slitting your wrists or love that can never happened is acceptable. Along with nu-rave music.
OMFG i fucking lufffff oli sykes he is soo PHITT <33333 ^-^ xXxXXx tehehee
No dear, you're just scene.
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The latest extreme in fashion trending towards appreciating ones own beauty and the now. Moving away from a notion of beauty or glam being bad or selling out. Also moving away from the self disparity of emo to a sense of self empowerment. Similarly the rebelion against the rebelion of goth against beauty.
Along the same lines as trends such as Mod, Glam and 80s hair bands.
scene kids are reminisent of of mod life, google it.
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scene is the kids you see at local band shows/concerts and they usually are conceded in fashion, although you can find some that aren't. you can spot out the posers or whores by they way they act. posers have no idea about the music behind the fashion and just focus on the fashion. "true" scene kids focus on the musical aspect of the it all, and usually are not attracted to those who pose. the age of a scene kid can range from early high school14 until college 21-25. some scene kids can be in the bands or help out with the sound and merchmerchandiseaspect of it all.
the music that a scene kid listens to is usually screamothe devil wears prada, vanna, silverstien, norma jean, escape the fate, senses fail indie music, underground local although some scene kids like myself like some rap, esp the covers that screamo bands dosoulja boy-calvary kids but yeah. they also learn how to hardcore dance and mosh at hardcore shows.
if you are also a scene kid, get popular on the social networking site, "Myspace". take pictures of your hair at obscure angles and always include your bang in every picture.
learn photoshop or some photo edtiing equvialant as well
the language of a scene kid
usually scene kids use an aimomg, lyke no wayyyyyyy, d00d you are so hXc etc.
the fashion of scene kid.
girls usually have choppy cut hair in the back with long bangs to one side, and it is always straightened. natural hair color is accepted but some girls and guys usually have it dyed different colors. red, pink, black or any hot or bright color is accepted. band shirts and skinny jeans{for guys some wear girl jeans, but jcpenney and levis make skinny jeans for men now are a trademark way to spot a scenester, also old skool skate shoes vans, airwalk, rocket dogs which you can find at any skate shop or payless if you are poor. lol. some scene kids who are "hardcore" usually sport a bandana in any sold color or checker pattten, worn around the neck like a bandit or tied around the head the exenuate the bang. eyeliner and guyliner is accepted but for guys is not needed.
bum gloves are also accepted too.
sweaters that are tight and usually have some type design and this is with every sweater or shirt
dino
stripes in any direction
obscure/indie designs
guns
hearts
guns & hearts
rain clouds
brass nuckles
diamonds
etc.
and PINK AND BLACK IS SO HARDCORE.
the end. i hope this helped
scene convo
d00d, are u going 2 dat kidnap show 2nite, it finna be badass.
yeah, i am going to be int the front,
or
d00d, you see dat whore over there, she is such poser, she dosent know the words to that song
or
LYK OMG, did you see me windmill that kid, i fuggin rock
yaeeeeeeeeehhhh d00000dd. you are soo hxc
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a complete oxymoron, dumb people trying not to fit in but end up looking like everyone else
scene kid: im so anti establishment cause i dress like everyone else
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