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1. A learning environment, where most of everything you learn is forgotten after you are done with it. Grades mean nothing because they only reflect what you have memorized for a test
2. Hellhole for most people
3. Preparation for college
4. A place to socialize and make friends
5. Where stereotypes are formed
6. All of the above
Parents: Hey, WTF is this, you little bitch? A "C"? No food for you for the week.
Child: But the teacher sucks and the other students don't make it better!!!
Parents: STFU, child. Get in your room you little dipshit!
Emo guy: Sigh, I have to go to school tomorrow...
Emo girl: Do you wanna cut your wrists with me tomorrow instead?
Teacher: Weren't you supposed to learn this last year...?
Student: Oh yeah I guess so.
Teacher: You guess so? Then WTH are you asking me?!
Student: Because the educational system is flawed and our knowledge of things only lasts for a few months before we forget it. Taking standardized tests every week makes us cram large amounts of information into our brain, therefore we really learn nothing because that information leaves us after we finish the goddamn test.
Teacher: DON'T TALK BACK TO ME! You're failing now, bitch! Ahahhahaha
Jock: Dude, like I'm so hot...
Cheerleader: Yeah! Me too.
Jock: Let's make out in front of everyone so they know how hot we are.
Cheerleader: Yeah!
Nerd: HEY, I got a 110 on that test you said that was supposedly hard.
Guy: Oh, that's cool...
Nerd: What did you get?
Guy: A 75...
Nerd: LOL
Guy: STFU *stuffs Nerd in locker*
Goth 1: I like AFI,Nine Inch Nails, and I love Marilyn Manson, and my favorite color is black.
Emo: Hey... Me too.....
Goth: Whatever you fucker poser. I'm the fucking Goth, I'll summon demons to tear you to shreds, and make you cry.
Emo: Please do.... This life sucks...
Guy: OMG THIS GOTH IS GONNA SUMMON DEMONS! RUN!!!
Prep: Yay! I just got a 95 in my AP World History class, and I'm the new student government president.
Prep 2: Ooh, is that a new Abercrombie & FitchAmerican Eagle/Hollister/Aeropostale t-shirt? I don't think my mother's wallet has seen it yet.
Prep: Yup, my lawyer-dad bought it for me. Oh I forgot to give you that hug that all preps usually do instead of saying hello *hugs*
Prep 2: *hug!*
Prep: Hey, wanna join that African-American Association club?
Prep 2: But we're not African-American!
Prep: Yeah, but it's a club.
Prep 2: Oh, OK!
Principal: How come I smell alcohol around here...?
Prep: Oh, you want some?
Principal: Yeah sure!
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A place we're you should be learning, but instead, everybody is playing games.
Dude, yesterday i was at school and it sucked.
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A hell hole like no other. A place that makes suicide look like a logical explanation for solving your problems. A place that you can't escape and get yelled at by the demons of society, teachers. Here you learn shit never to be used again in your entire life. DROP OUT!
School is worse than prison man.
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A public baby-sitting service funded by taxes. In reality, homeschooling is a better option. Skeptics will claim that homeschooled children lack the social aspect of other schools. In reality children will take care of themselves socially.
Politician thinks:I think we should have something that makes parents have less responsibilty. We can also make people blind patriots. Hmmmm
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school better known as a prision for kids though the age of 18 good for hold teenage drivers so i can drive in peace
ur in there im out here so fuck u
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A place where they stick u to "learn" which is a pointless waste of time, i mean really, why do we need it, they just...stick u there, and u better put a smile on or they will slam ur ass in detention.
owwwwww, they really slammed yesterday in school...
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