Sea donkey

A female member of the Navy. They usually are fat, ugly, and have a big butt.

Take a look at that sea donkey! She's almost as big as our ship!

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Sea Squirt

Reaching one's climax whilst in an aquatic environment, usually followed by a very visible amount of bodily fluid in said environment.

Did you give that sex on the beach a try man?
Yeah, the bitch made the hugest sea squirt I ever saw!

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sea bass

someone who is always out of the loop, and never knows what's really going on.

W: look at that sea bass over there, wat an idiot!
Sea bass: hey, did u say something?
W; nah, nothing
sea bass: oh, ok

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sea shepherd

A lot of crazy bastards sailing about the seas, killing Japanese scientists for killing whales. It's too bad that the eye for an eye revenge strategy doesn't actually make progress happen, or else maybe their tactics would get them somewhere in this world. Of course not.

Yeah, guys, I want my whale brethren to live a peaceful, undisturbed life, too. But you don't see me running around the world killing the Japanese.

It must be realized, however, that anyone willing to sail around the arctic for years, freezing your ass off and risking death, must be mentally unstable anyway. What else did we expect?

Will's dad was a sea shepherd, and so he was constantly being followed around by Animal Planet film crews.

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red sea

1. an inlet between Africa and India
2. ok so your fucking this bitch...but shes on her period, so she starts to get real bloody...then right before you cum, knock her out by punching her in the face and giving her a nosebleed...then tie her up by her wrists and ankles, so the blood from her period and the blood from her nosebleed all run down into her bellybutton, creating a red sea.

girl wanted action on her period so i gave her the red sea.

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Sea Biscut

The act of farting while wearing a wetsuit. The fartbubble travels up the suit and expels through the collar making a fart like noise.

Dude! That hot blonde just ripped a hotdog flavored sea biscut.

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East Sea

noun
a fake website in South Korea, which is designed to look like legitimate Red Cross appeals for donations to Hurricane Katrina relief efforts.

East Sea is a Katrina Internet charity scam which trys to dupe contributors!
The Red Cross never sends out e-mail solicitations.

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