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a declaration upon taking something that isn't yours, but not exactly stealing it...
you find a nice pen on the ground and you pick it up and put it in your pocket and say "chump season!"
Putting on a condom immediately prior to having sex.
"Fuck me, baby!"
"Sure thing. beautiful. Let me just season the beef."
The act of rapidly watching consecutive seasons of a particular show in order catch up to current season.
I had to call out of work this morning bc I was season burning ALL of shameless last night.
The period between thanksgiving and christmas. This perod is often celebrated by drinking copious ammounts of Eggnog at holiday parties.
I must have gained ten pound pounds last year during nog season.
Men secure a whine anywhere you can.
Girls whine on a guy as much as you can from; May 5th to July 15th. Then again September 1st to November 8th.
Guy: Yoo emma its twerk season!
Emma: Ooo okayy*starts twerking*
Also known as scheming szn, and can also be referred to as Fielding season. Scheming season starts around late May- June, soon after cuffing season is over. Scheming season is basically when large amounts of couples break up, likely so they can scheme a.k.a get with other people over the summer months. Everyone wants to be in a secure relationship during the cold months and have someone for Christmas, Valentine’s Day, etc... but as soon as the summer season hits, it’s scheming szn and everyone wants to party and hook up with people.
“Dude did you hear that Matt broke up with Emily?”
“Yeah dude, I saw it coming; it’s scheming szn”
Cuffing Season is the time of year when people couple off to combat the cold and loneliness. When parsed down, it is simply a social construct, partly manufactured from holiday stress and partly biological, that pushes single people into relationships for the winter months. Scheming season is quite literally the opposite of cuffing season, that winter impulse to snuggle up with someone indoors.
Scheming season is the time from late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play to field.
Some weird thing the United States invented to season the meat they put in their wannabe tacos which in no way resemble real tacos in appearance or flavor.
Weird taco tasting powder
US: *uses taco seasoning
Mexico: WTF is this shit?!