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savage selling

The act of typing the price of something you brought at a garage sale into a inflation calculator and the date it was made, getting the price, and selling that same object for that price.

Ah, the sweet smell of savage selling!

by Shocken 2 November 18, 2018


yer maw sells avon

it means your mother sells avon products

shut it ya mad junkie

“naw, ya mad rocket, yer maw sells avon”

by arlecchinos6thwife March 29, 2024


Sell

You suck or doing bad

Dom quit selling rn we are all counting on u rn

by Dylan_sigma1 April 24, 2024


Sell

If you cross the two l's, you will get a x. So s-e-x. Great code word for if you wanna talk about sex in public. Smut just for fun, Harry locks the door and ripped off his shirt showing his glistening abs to jessica who waited in the bed in lingerie. lets fuck he said pulling her sexy clothes off. he thrusted harder, making her cum every where. oh yes daddy fuck me harder i want your cum daddy! she screamed. Ah well. that is it for now.

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by sell guy May 16, 2023


subway sell

a bad way to make money

“im bout to go make a subway sell.”-juan

Ight cuz be safe” - Billy

by homienotkay March 17, 2018


Mis-selling

A way propagandists, liars, fraudsters, and their careless repeaters describe theft by banks via fraudulent contracts, that can severely impact municipalities, their residents, small businesses, their employees, and other victims. A word used to take some of the most damaging fraud of our time and make it seem as trivial as a cashier shorting you a nickel or accidentally switching your purchased mango with another customer's bananas. Akin to saying Al Capone was Mis-behaving.

Bob, "Banks have been mis-selling contracts (sometimes via bribes) designed to be far too complex for clients to understand, and to profit themselves greatly at the expense of their clients (victims), sometimes as a result of market information the bank doesn't share (those AAA mortgage-backed derivatives are sacks of shit), or direct market manipulations (LIBOR) by those very banks."

Tim, "Isn't that fraud?"

Bob, "Yes, but let's be gentlemen and call it mis-selling. Here, have an austerity cookie and a pat on the head."

Tim, "Nevermind my bankrupted municipality, crappy services (as there is little money left to pay for them), rising property taxes and rent (renters pay property taxes one step removed), or my being laid off from my job. I've got a cookie! Fuck ya!"

by Danbits February 8, 2013


Rage Sell

When a nerd sells an item after realizing it's value has dropped dramatically. Usually occurs after said nerd spends at LEAST 15 minutes raging about the item.

Rich - "FUUUUUUUUUUU"
Rich - "STUPID RUNES!"
Rich - "Gotta Rage Sell to cut my freaking losses"

by Coools April 4, 2011