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Her: You have any kids?
Him: No i don't have any semen demons
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A fucker whos nickname is "Cumbucket."
He lives in Florida and is part Nude Juniors Rubbin' On Tyler's Cock.
Ha! Look at that Semen Chris
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n (prank): the act of cumming in a person's face-up hand while they sleep and proceeding to tickle their face, causing them to high five their face with a handful of dick spit.
The reason Kelly and I broke up is because of the semen tickle I pulled on April Fool's Day. Still funny.
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This is the purest form of semen which is extracted from the highest choir of angels. Typically, angel semen is milked from an angel and then served on top of angel food cake. Many cultures consider angel semen to be delicacy and is generally fit only for Kings, Furors and Kim Jong Il.
I had the best angel semen last night. I shared it with all of my friends. It wasn't gay though, because angels are straight pimps.
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A semen cookie is when you offer your friend a cookie and they ask “what kind” and you reply “semen cookie” then they start yelling come get semen cookies my friends home made semen cookies.
Jim: want some cookies
Jeff: what kind
Jim: semen cookies
Jeff: everyone come get Jim’s semen cookies.
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The monster of shame that lurks within the darkest parts of you, urging you to release him.
Fred: Fuck me dude, the Semen Demon is getting really antsy!
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something to call one of your friends while in a cussing war. degrading them to something quite weird and nasty.
you: douche bag
friend: cunt nugget
your: assfucker
friend: nigga lips
you: semen shit
friend: DUUUDEEE...wtf thats nasty.
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