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The Semi Truck is when you nailing a girl from behind ( the floor works best)
and you reach undr like your gonna grab her tits but instead you throw your arms out andit hers causeing her heard to slam on to the floor and then you slam her adn hard as possible adn she will it her head on the floor several times before she can get back on her hands
i felt like driving the semi truck today so i drove my chicks head into the floor
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The most retarded overweight cow ever to exist
She does it with natives that dont wear protection because she cant afford to buy the protection
She is really short and likes to eat people
she only has 1 or two friends cause she tried to eat the other ones
did you see Temy the Semi last night
"yea she pulled out her penis on me and she tried to rape me"
"damn she tried that on me"
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The semi professional girlfriend is the often visually pleasing partner of (in this particular example) a dj.
What this actually means is that they commit sex acts on at least one dj on the same line up at a time before then controlling everything besides the mixer in the dj booth such as fan access and how long fans may look at the dj before getting a filthy look from semi pro girlfriend and waves of spunky energy.
These girlfriends collect dj sperm and proceed to later cough it up and make trophies from it at a later date whilst telling everyone at the afters how some well known name in the dj world is their boyfriend.
In terms of professionalism these girlfriends usually get paid in drink, drugs, backstage passes and superstar sperm only.
A semi professional girlfriend is similar to a WAG in the world of football and often displays a superficial experience.
"Dudeeee she is fit" "Na mate that's a Semi Professional Girlfriend - can you not sense the self importance vibe radiating off her or smell of perfume and semen?"
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This is a fuck you to anyone who cares, i identify as bi semi sexual and no one can define it as anything else since I'm the first so haw now what is it? I'm not sure, it just something to add if you need more things for your Instagram post
No example just be bi semi sexual
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It's the reunion of semi trucks on the 13th of July.
Wow. Trucking is hard. Now i get to attend, "Day of semi-trucks."
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Two sisters born 1549 days apart in Brockton, Massachusetts.
Are you guys twins?
"Yes, we're dipsychotic semi-automatic twins"
"We don't have time to explain science to you"
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