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the best strip club in baltimore
jon: hey david look joey is comming up from virgina lets show him the night shift
David: ok just let me get some one's were going to show him baltimore's best boobs
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The art of screwing over the next shift. The equivalent of leaving a big turd on the floor for someone else to clean up
I came into work on our last day just to find out I got the d-shift
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Shift change is when someone switches up to a cop, or changes shift when working, someone who snitches and breaks loyalty or when a nigga gay in jail and tells his gf at home it's shift change.
Well shift change!
Time to fuck shit up.
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When one bloke tugs off another bloke with such violent force that it becomes nearly flexible enough to touch your asshole.
Bloke 1: Hey did you hear about Nicky’s big weekend?
Bloke 2: Yeah I hear Andy gay shifted him into third without dropping the clutch.
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Similar to road head except the driver of a vehicle performs oral sex on the passenger while driving, instead of the passenger performing oral on the driver; the passenger steers from their seat and announces when to apply the brake and throttle.
I came up with this driving down the road at work making jokes about purposely wrecking the whole truck if the guys didn’t stop messing with me while driving. They joked about giving me road head to calm me down and I countered with the suicide shift.
She gave him the suicide shift while driving down the road yesterday.
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gaining unfair advantage in form of deception
"Fuck over"
"That dude tried to short shift me"
"I short shifted jimmy by telling his client i was him"
"I caught her out lying so i short shifted her with her best friend"
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V. When you receive a terrible hand job.
That dumb bitch was stick shifting me last night. It must have been her first time.
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