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Shift change is when someone switches up to a cop, or changes shift when working, someone who snitches and breaks loyalty or when a nigga gay in jail and tells his gf at home it's shift change.
Well shift change!
Time to fuck shit up.
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I am here to introduce a new and original wanking move I call it 'The Gear Shift'. In order to execute this move you will need to get to the point where your about to blow your load then swiftly release your dick from your hand wait for 1 and a half seconds precisely grab your dick again from the bottom 3 strokes then push the cum out. Once mastered you will gain a new level of mastery in the field, with enough precision the load can pierce straight through the skull and be fatal USE WITH CAUTION! Bringing all new levels of pleasure to the game. Thank me later boys. Welcome to THE GEAR SHIFT!
"Ahhh shit im gonna blow *gear shift* AHHHHHHHHHHH! POWERRRRRR LOADDDDDDDDDD"
The Gear Shift is the perfect execution for finishing a wank
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When one bloke tugs off another bloke with such violent force that it becomes nearly flexible enough to touch your asshole.
Bloke 1: Hey did you hear about Nicky’s big weekend?
Bloke 2: Yeah I hear Andy gay shifted him into third without dropping the clutch.
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Similar to road head except the driver of a vehicle performs oral sex on the passenger while driving, instead of the passenger performing oral on the driver; the passenger steers from their seat and announces when to apply the brake and throttle.
I came up with this driving down the road at work making jokes about purposely wrecking the whole truck if the guys didn’t stop messing with me while driving. They joked about giving me road head to calm me down and I countered with the suicide shift.
She gave him the suicide shift while driving down the road yesterday.
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gaining unfair advantage in form of deception
"Fuck over"
"That dude tried to short shift me"
"I short shifted jimmy by telling his client i was him"
"I caught her out lying so i short shifted her with her best friend"
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V. When you receive a terrible hand job.
That dumb bitch was stick shifting me last night. It must have been her first time.
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A moment of overcoming your own extreme sexual urge to weightlift for a period of time and then returning to the previous order of sanity.
Hold on carrey I'm going through a paradigm shift again looks like i'm done with the medicine ball. Jon went back to the bench again looks like a paradigm shift.
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