A sexual act where one individual inserts a thumb into another individual's butthole and then smears the feces across the other person's throat a la Jack the Ripper. Also known as the Sweeney Turd.
Shit dog, we ate a bunch of dim sum and when we went back to the house, I gave her a Jack the Shitter before she could get on that Squatty Potty.
Hey Cletus? Why are you trying to be all fancy with that shitter spitter?
Usually, A fat man who cross dresses, but has an obsession with shitting all the time no matter where they are; one who has a fetish with shitting and play dressing.
" Hi im Richard Hart and Im A cross Shitter. I love shitting while dressed as an old skank".
The feeling when you're pooping in a public bathroom and someone tries to open the door but you can't remember if you locked the door or not
I was taking a shit at Walmart and someone tried to walk in on me, gave me a real bad case of shitter shock
A person (usually a client) that is unable to stop themselves from ruining a professional's work by adding their ideas - especially in design. Metaphorically you give someone a cake, and they shit on it.
We gave them a beautiful site, but they're wrecking it. They're a cake shitter.
Conversation had while on the toilet, usually, but not limited to over a phone with the other party unaware of the situation.
This chick I just asked out had no idea I did it with shitter patter.
A hardened turd pulled out by one's sexual partner which is then consumed.
The new Burlesque version of the Nutcracker features a piece titled "Dance of the Sugar Plum Faeries".
I shared a great shitter plum with my partner the other night.