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Retards, general handicap people who made it into everyday life, making it harder for you. Their parents should have got a shovel and buried them in the back yard
Look at that shovel kid over there..
Someone you want to hit in the face with a plastic snow shovel. Won’t kill them, won’t do permanent damage, will just sting like hell.
And this Dan Hurley guy is the worst. He’s totally a snow shovel dude
when you kill/slaughter someone/something with a shovel
*vindicator comes after person*
person1: AAAAAAAAAAH!!! D-:\
person2: *comes up from behind and kills the vindicator with a shovel* HAAAAAAAA!!! D-:<
person1: whoa dude you just shovel slaughtered him
Being in close enough proximity to a person, place or thing that one could reasonably assume you could bury a body and still get away without getting caught or found out.
“Hey, where's Tom these days?” “Oh. he's within shoveling distance.”
To take credit for something you obviously didn't do.
Dad: Here we are son, the Qumran caves. Aren't they cool.
son: Yep, I shoveled them.
Dad: You shoveled them?
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Guy 1: Hey did you hear about how ISIS took credit for crashing the pokemon go servers?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, obviously ISIS shoveled the servers.
Kim-Jong-il is notorious for many things, including shoveling the hamburger
When someone has a jawline that is very wide, in resemblance with a shovel head
Jason: Yo dude look at my jawline
Jack: Damn thats nice look at mine
Jason: You have a shovel jaw
When someone has a jawline that is very wide, in resemblance with a shovel head
Jason: Yo dude look at my jawline
Jack: Damn thats nice look at mine
Jason: You have a shovel jaw