shrek roleplay

The act of plugging your eyebrows and then getting horny because they look so good, while having green stuff on your face

"Yesterday I had such a relaxing evening, I even did Shrek Roleplay

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dylan and shrek

the cutest couple that ever walked the face of the earth = everyone wants to be them because they have so much love for each other & can overcome every single obstacle that is thrown in their way. plus, they are extremely sexy in the bedroom = if you know what i mean!

dylan and shrek are so cute together!

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Shrek Cocktail

When someone busts a load into someone else's ear canal, then the person with the load pours it into the mouth of the one who busted the load.

Did you see Janet give James a Shrek Cocktail.

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Shrek's Swamp

An infestation of herpes in the anus.

I think I want a refund. That hooker had Shrek's Swamp.

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Shrek 2

The best movie of all time containing the best movie soundtrack of all time

Rick: I don;t have much money, but i can give you Shrek 2 Directors Cut DVD and three Justin Bieber Cd's for it.
Stan: Shrek 2 Directors Cut DVD? That's a bargain! Here you go.

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Shrek

A large green fucking badass who gets all the bitches and fucks dragons over like the silly cunts they are, he's also got a fit as fuck wench. His dick is like the great wall of china if it were green.

Shrek destroyed my mistress last night with the great wall of china

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watchin shrek

A term used between guys, code for wacking off

Guy 1 :"Hey man watd u do all weekend?"
Guy 2 :"My mom was in New York all weekend so i spent the time watchin shrek"
Guy 1: "Nice Bro"
Dumb Bitch: "Who the fuck still watches shrek"

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