Simon Fryman

To say you want to Be fried and your name is simon

I want to Simon fryman while my name is simon

simon kalivoda

allison REAL bf. a very hot man who just so happens to be the bf of allison<3333

person 1: whoa, who's that hot guy?
person 2: that's simon kalivoda, allison's bf

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simon chater

Nice dick, shame about the face.
Little creepy, kinda like a horny Joseph Fritzl. If you close your eyes whilst fucking him though, he’ll fuck you into next week.

That perv at the pub last night was a total Simon Chater. 5 more pints and I would’ve taken him home and had the time of my life.

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Simon Cowell

A smug old plastic faced talentless cunt.

That Simon Cowell is such a plastic faced cunt.

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David Simon

the creator and primary show-runner of The Wire.

For my money, David Simon, David Chase and Vince Gilligan are the Michelangelo, Leonardo Davinci, Picasso of this generation.

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Simon says

the rituals wherein the parishoners sit, stand, and kneel at different times of a mass.

I'm so fucking tired of this Simon says bullshit.

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Simon Fierce

a.k.a The Houdini
The name says it all. At age 6 he climbed Mount Everest in 1 hour 27 minutes, and 8.9 seconds. He's traveled all around the world, and to the moon... in the same day. He benches two tons, to warm up. Lightweight? Certainly not. He can drink 7 times his body weight. It's called the Simon Fierce breakfast. The Chicago Cubs wanted to sell themselves to him, but graciously refused. It always gets crazy when you party with Simon Fierce. But don't worry, he always pulls out just in time.

"Can you handle fierce? Simon Fierce? I can... at Turnabout."
-Stephanie B.

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