national single day

a day where u can be lonely and not be with someone and to appreciate being single. A day to remember that it's okay to do u and be okay without someone.

Today is national single day but i'm not complaining

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Singles' Rebellion Day

Celebrated on February 14. It is where single people don't like how Hallmark and other stores make a big idea of Valentine's Day and feel no point of having a Valentine. Also single people don't celebrate it with some exceptions and are disgusted with how couples make a big deal about it. Couples tend to more lovey dovey on this day.

Hey Happy Valentine's Day.
I don't celebrate Valentine's Day.
Then what do you celebrate?
Singles' Rebellion Day.

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Single white male

/r9k/ permavirgin. May become prison gay out of desperation.

If you don't know what /r9k/ is you're most likely not a Single white male.

Single white males congregate on /r9k/ to bemoan their fate.

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single by choice

1. Gay and in the closet.
2. An utter tool, and incapable of getting laid in a woman's prison with a fistful of pardons.
3. Sincere, delusional, and very, very repressed.

So I went out to a bar last night and struck out with four different women. But it's okay, I'm single by choice.`

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Single Bullet Theory

Literally, a theory that states when man is set against impossible odds, his final bullet will be on himself rather than his enemies. Figuratively, a plan to "cut one's losses" or make sacrifices as a last resort.

So, yeah, according to Mike's single bullet theory, he's gonna play the market right out to the bitter end and try to cash in on as many stocks as possible; however, things don't look good.

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new york single

When you are seeing multiple people at once on a casual level, not committing to any of them. Named for New York City's vicious dating scene.

A: "Is that girl your girlfriend?"
B: "We haven't had 'the talk' yet, so I just assume she's seeing other people, like I am."
A: "Oh, I see. You're New York single."

Single individual doobie

To smoke Cannabis in a room full of friends, and not share any.

''Hey you passing that Joint Nigga?!?''

''Nah man, Single individual doobie.''