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The act of setting a horses mane on fire while it's sleeping then fucking it in the ass while it runs around like a retard
Issa Knife is a Sloppy Jockey
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A busted up, well used vagina, that has seen better days, usually carries an odd odour, brought on normally by a large women's thighs rubbing together by a long evening of dancing and sweating up a storm. This axe wound will feel like a screwing a pail of water. The women will normally be a star fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I took home a hood rat and dropped my biscuit in her sloppy dugout
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(i) noun. Where the act of ejaculating inside a woman is immediately followed by a fanny fart, the resulting mess is referred to as a Sloppy Betty.
(ii) a person who commits the above.
(iii) verbal noun. The act of doing the above.
"I bust a nut inside her and by the time i'd rolled off her she queefed and did a Sloppy Betty all over the sheets." or using the verb: - "she Sloppy Bettied the sheets"
"Look what you did you dirty skank whore, you are such a Sloppy Betty"
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A mysterious sex act - the only known rules are as follows:
1) You need a gallon of coconut oil
2) You spin around twice and do a backflip
3) No hooker tutus
4) No diarrhea
"Sloppy Moose? I tried that once! But only because my girlfriend really wanted to."
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A vagina with extra long unsymmetrical labias that are covered with an oily, greasy white residue. Normally noticed after extensive sweating from having sexual intercourse.
For instance, "Maurice only speaks to females or transgenders known for having sloppy taints."
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Two known definitions:
1. Just how it sounds-- testicles that are far from well-kept.
2. A delicious British snack, typically cornmeal formed into a ball-form, tossed and coated in a honey glaze.
1. Man, that dude had some sloppy balls. They were dirty, sweaty, and some parts had long pubes while others were completely shaved.
2. Yes, waiter, I'll have an order of the sloppy balls please.
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The act of urinating while engaged in anal intercourse aka peeing in the butt.
The Sloppy Thomma is similar to the Sloppy Thomas. Whereas the Sloppy Thomas is generally used to describe peeing in the butt for either heterosexual or homosexual anal sex, the Sloppy Thomma is reserved exclusively for homosexual acts or acts involving beastiality.
My urethra hurts from giving that dude a Sloppy Thomma. OR My dog stopped eating peanut butter after I gave it the Sloppy Thomma.
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