Smash Pad

A promiscuous women, a not for profit harlot, a down to pound young lady, an untidy women, a trollop.

Person A: 'Who's Cheryl Lynn Wilkerson?'

Person B: 'Oh she's just some smash pad I'm talking at.'

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Smash the Granny

A phrase used in the film 'Football Factory' meaning to have sex, fuck, bonk or shag.

"So have you smashed the granny out of her recently"
"Aye, last night mate! Fucking magic it was"

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face smashing

Another term for kissing.

Face smashing is so much fun. I wish I could face smash all day.

kiser smash

When ever your large teacher gets so angery she starts yelling at everyone and slamming and breaking everything to show who is head honcho

The teacher was about to kiser smash all of us because we said we wanted 10 are minutes back

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Smash Whore

A person who's main or only attack is the smash ball in Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Usually warrants the offender a T-shirt with the word "Smash Whore" on the front in Rhinestones.

I was playing brawl with mango last night and he was being a total Smash Whore!

Paki Smashing

When a group of people typically of white ethnicity and usually a prominent member of the EDL (English Defence League). They routinely spend their time hunting down, beating up and in extreme occasionally killing people of colour.

John: "Yo wanna go paki smashing ?"

Phil: "Yesssss mate let's get the dirty cunts!!!"

John: "Lets go!"

names are of typical EDL members

Smash Malice

Smash Malice are the undisputed champion title holders of the Richter City Roller Derby league of Wellington New Zealand. Smash Malice is widely acknowledged as the most stylish and also the far better team within Richter City. Smash Malice are more agile, faster, sexier, have a better line of defense and better asses than their long term rivals Brutal Pageant. Smash Malice coach, Tuff Bikkies, holds the title for best ass in Richter City.

Smash Malice Runs Richter City