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a really short person with reddish hair
"Samantha is the shortest person ever and should go back to living in that mushroom that she calls a home like the smurfs but she is not blue, she has red hair, damn ginger-smurfs.
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A wise and noble figure who sets very high standards.
Papa Smurf is very disappointed in Ted Shaw for being such a pussy
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A sexual act involving choking one's partner until their face begins to turn blue and then ejaculating on their head, thus simulating the white smurf hat.
Hey Bob, I gave your wife an evil smurf while you were in that meeting!
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A person who absolutely loves the penis either male or female. Slight resemblence to cock smurf. Dick smurf clearly outlines the actual genital area of the penis of a man, rather than cock smurf which can be used to describe a cock(bird).
MAN #1-"Ryan from waterpolo is a dick smurf!"
MAN #2-"Yeah, no kidding!"
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To pinch someone in the fatty area of the back of the arm. Very painful.
My boyfriend was being a bitch so I gave him a smurf bite and he yelled in pain....as I laughed.
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When a chick is givin' you head underwater and you hold her under 'til she turns blue and passes out.
Homegirl said she wouldn't swallow so she got the Drownin' Smurf.
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A short person who is well known for abusing anus.
Look at Robert, he is a bottom smurf!
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