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Soldier Number Nine

Origin: From the Middle Eastern military practice of soldiers counting off and the 9th soldier in every squad becomes the fuck-buddy for the rest of the men while they're in the field. Related to bacha bazi, the Afghani practice of taking boys, dressing them up like girls, teaching them to dance and then using them as sex slaves.

In Arabic: jundi raqm tisa

American Military Usage: meant as a dark joke. If someone asks how you're doing and you respond with, "I feel like soldier number nine," it means you're having a truly fucked up day or experience.

You: "Hey Bob--how the fuck ya' doing?"
(Bob looks like something just shat him out).

Bob: "Shit, dude. I'm feeling like soldier number nine."
You: "Did you get wasted last night?"
Bob: "Don't remember. But at least I didn't wake up in a tub full of ice and missing a kidney."
You: "...or with a number nine poop chute. But you might want to brush your teeth, I think someone used your mouth as a cock-holster."

by Ho-Chi-Mint September 17, 2013


Faded Holy Soldier

A pretty funny video blogger on Youtube.

Faded Holy Soldier is awesome.

by Dancing with Fire December 10, 2012

149๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Faded Holy Soldier

One of Youtube's funniest and realist video bloggers out there. He criticizes stupid teenagers, has a Mr. Advice segment, does anime and video game reviews, speaks against the Illuminati, does travelling videos from time to time (in places like Japan), and he likes his underground status. Sometimes he answers a lot of questions from trolls too involving stupid people and shit (no pun intended).

Faded Holy Soldier: Do you know what the FUCK I want to talk about? That's right, you read that title and you know exactly what the fuck I want to talk about.

by Dancing with Fire December 2, 2010

623๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


Low Rental Soldiers

Low Rental Soldiers is a homegrown gang that started in the early 70s to protect themselves among other gangs. LRS formed in the Charlie Hill Terrace project holmes. LRS is a multi generational gang that also goes by diff names. L.R.S., Low Renta Goons, Low Boys, LRS Family, and Low Rentaz Bloods. Low Rental Soliders has splintered to several diff subsets cliques. Most go by some of the above mentioned names. LRS is affiliated with different piru in blood sets since 2006. Low Rental Soliders are notorious for drugs,robbery, assualts, and murders. There allies consists of the Carson kiwi boys or C.K. which is also a multi generational gang. Both gang share a lot of the same family memebers. There rivals consits of several homegrown gangs Love Joy, BDC, Lintown, and GBS. National Gang rivals consists of Gangster Disciples and Crips.

Low Rental Soldiers are true hustlers.

by Low Rental Soldiers December 28, 2017


Soldier Queer

like Queer but just the guy sitting in the cubicle next to me.

Whatever Soldier Queer.

by Big Egg Roll Korean August 4, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


3 german soldiers

A song widely popular with American Forces during WWII. It depicts the graphic nature of a raping by 3 German Soldiers. Sung to the tune of "When Johnny comes marching home"

Three German soldiers crossed the line taboo taboo
Three German soldiers crossed the line taboo taboo
Three German soldiers crossed the line they raped the women and drank the wine
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

They came upon a way side inn taboo taboo
They came upon a way side inn taboo taboo
They came upon a way side inn the door was locked so they kicked it in
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

The inn keeper had a daughter fair taboo taboo
The inn keeper had a daughter fair taboo taboo
The inn keeper had a daughter fair With long blond hair And Tits to There
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

They tied her to a feather bed taboo taboo
They tied her to a feather bed taboo taboo
They tied her to a feather bed and fucked till she was almost dead
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

The inn keeper was so ashamed taboo taboo
The inn keeper was so ashamed taboo taboo
The inn keeper was so ashamed he fucked her back to life again
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

The inn keeper had a trusty gun taboo taboo
The inn keeper had a trusty gun taboo taboo
The inn keeper had a trusty gun he shot the fuckers one by one
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

Three German soldiers marched to hell taboo taboo
Three German soldiers marched to hell taboo taboo
Three German soldiers marched to hell they fucked the devil and his wife as well
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

The moral of the story is taboo taboo
The moral of the story is taboo taboo
The moral of the story is you never fuck in a feather bed
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

The moral of the moral is taboo taboo
The moral of the moral is taboo taboo
The moral of the moral is you always fuck in a water bed
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

The Germans thought they won the war taboo taboo
The Germans thought they won the war taboo taboo
The Germans thought they won the war the newfies won it the day before
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

And they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

"On our way to Berlin, we sang 3 German Soldiers."

by Strand March 14, 2008

87๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clan Soldiers United

A starcraft and starcraft broodwar gaming clan Has all the games on BNET

Destined to kill is another clan on bnet like Clan Soldiers United

by oaktown14 December 2, 2007

37๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž