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Male country bumpkin w/o teeth from Virginia, Carolinas, Tennessee, Kentucky, Georgia, Mississippi, Alabama, Arkansas, Louisiana, Oklahoma and Texas.
When I was in Oklahoma I said, "Look at that there trailer yonder! The one with the Chevette on blocks in front, yep he must be a good old southern boy. YEE-HAW!!!!!"
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A disgrace to virginia and the USA. Yes we northern Virginians accept that we were in the confederacy but we don't still have confederate flags hanging everywhere and were not proud of being in the confederacy unlike you stupid redneck southern Virginians. And don't be haters because we earn more money (because we work harder).
Person 1: I live in southern virginia
Person 2: Oh, so you are a redneck idiot who talks with a stupid accent
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Southern Comfort is when you recieve oral sex (headjob) from a girl who resides in either New South Wales or Victoria.
Very rarely would a headjob from Tasmania be considered a "Southern Comfort".
Brad: Oi Tony, I got a southern comfort from that girl i was tellin you about.
Tony: Onya Boy!
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derogatory term often used by dull witted northern monkeys to describe southerners who they claim are soft shandy drinkers who have "fancy" hairstyles and clothes when in actual fact southerners simply care about their appearance and can drink northerners to the floor
he can afford good clothes what a southern fairy
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Southern education is like education but fake. it enchances big-chesting under the assumption that you are better than your trailer park counter-parts/cousins. Most people educated in the south (South-East United States) are from the south or northern pricks who want to take the easy way out. Most of these douche-bags that think because they took business math they can run a business. Or because they went to college and their english teacher there was southern that their ideology of how the english language should be spoken is correct. I have visted university after another and these pricks cannot grasp that they are not educated only informed and do not heed even to informing. I have only met a handfull of southern-transplants that are being educated in the north and after investigation one of their parents was a yankee that wanted a better education for them. This idiotic mess stems from the lack of application during childhood education( no child left behind. To all of you southerns stay in your lukewarm desire for intellect and dwell in the ses-pool of ignorance that you have spewn apon yourself and To you northerns taking the easy-road you'll get yours later....
Parents in alabama sued the Alabama school system, and inturn they sued themselves, wow now there's some southern education
60% of southern science classes do not have microscopes, they show a picture of a microscope and try to explain its function. If your school is this ignorant why not wake kids up at home and show them a picture of a school and let them sleep all day!!!
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a woman who knows how to cater to her man and let him be in control of her, while maintaining her natural charm.
I don't get no complaints out of my southern belle, fo sho.
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To titty fuck two women at the same time, preferably to completion.
Alanah and Sarah knelt in front of me, pressed their boobs together and before I knew it I was performing a Southern Oracle!
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