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Austin's sperm

when it's 6:20 a.m & a horny boy wants to create a sperm milkshake and feed it to his partner.

"hey girl, what's some of Austin's sperm?"

"is it good?"

"YEAH, TOTALLY"
"DAMN, GIMME SOMEEE!"
of austin's sperm.

by bottombitch sar sar June 19, 2011


Sperm Junky

A guy or gal that enjoys swallowing sperm. Quite possibly the same guy or girl does this several times at the same party.

That bitch/twink is a real sperm junky.

by FatBurrito September 24, 2010


sperm poisioning

When a perfectly intelligent woman has sex with a totally inappropriate guy or a total jerk. His sperm has totally screwed up her mind so she cannot think straight. The only thing that can cure sperm poisioning is to stop having sex with the dude.

Alice: What the fuck does Cinderella see in that asshole.
Tinkerbell: IDK, After talking with her yesterday, I think she has sperm poisioning.
Alice: Shit, we lost her until she dumps his sorry ass.

by manlysmom July 08, 2011


Sperm Bank

The legal way to buy and sell children. Sperm are living things too, you know.

The only thing worth going to a sperm bank is that they pay you once you released your load.

by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem May 06, 2007


stupid sperm

a turn out when a stupid mans sperm and a womens egg join to create the worlds biggest mistake and disappointment ever

you idiot you made me pregnant with this Stupid Sperm baby

by djdido September 01, 2010


waste of sperm

Someone so stupid, useless to the world and to people that they are better off being hand jobs or sperm.

These people usually wreck innocent peoples lives, causing them severe drama, annoyance,

do nothing good except want stupid things like, designer clothes, tattoos,

My brother is a waste of sperm, all he does is get in my business and live off my parents.

by dogmanforlife September 22, 2019


sperm gut

The stomach of a noticeably pregnant woman.

Lenny met that girl like 6 months ago, now's she's got a sperm gut. You do the math.

by vdog August 23, 2006