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when it's 6:20 a.m & a horny boy wants to create a sperm milkshake and feed it to his partner.
"hey girl, what's some of Austin's sperm?"
"is it good?"
"YEAH, TOTALLY"
"DAMN, GIMME SOMEEE!"
of austin's sperm.
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When a perfectly intelligent woman has sex with a totally inappropriate guy or a total jerk. His sperm has totally screwed up her mind so she cannot think straight. The only thing that can cure sperm poisioning is to stop having sex with the dude.
Alice: What the fuck does Cinderella see in that asshole.
Tinkerbell: IDK, After talking with her yesterday, I think she has sperm poisioning.
Alice: Shit, we lost her until she dumps his sorry ass.
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A guy or gal that enjoys swallowing sperm. Quite possibly the same guy or girl does this several times at the same party.
That bitch/twink is a real sperm junky.
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The legal way to buy and sell children. Sperm are living things too, you know.
The only thing worth going to a sperm bank is that they pay you once you released your load.
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a turn out when a stupid mans sperm and a womens egg join to create the worlds biggest mistake and disappointment ever
you idiot you made me pregnant with this Stupid Sperm baby
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Someone so stupid, useless to the world and to people that they are better off being hand jobs or sperm.
These people usually wreck innocent peoples lives, causing them severe drama, annoyance,
do nothing good except want stupid things like, designer clothes, tattoos,
My brother is a waste of sperm, all he does is get in my business and live off my parents.
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Another word or term for a handjob. A handjob is when another person jack's off anthers penis.
Guy 1: What took you so long?
Guy 2: Sorry, I was getting a quick sperm rub from my girlfriend.
Guy 1: Nice.
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