WIRE SPIDER

The WIRE SPIDER is the spitefull itch that only occurs in your anal area especially when you are in a long que at the bank or supermarket etc... Where you have absolutely no chance of a sly scratch without incurring your fellow quists disgust!! Ouch!!

Friend seen clenching, buttocks, together and squirming in supermarket que. With a very pained facial expression. "Whats the matter my friend?" you ask. "Im having a wire spider attack, mate" he replies, You leave, discreetly. Chuckling, as you go...

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spider juan

Spider Juan is a Mexican Spiderman, he saves the ladies and takes them to his house.

"Spider Juan, Spider Juan, he saves the ladies...and then he he takes them to his house."

"Spider Juan, Spider Juan, he saves the ladies and then and then he takes them to his house."

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spider hole

One's anus, but an "inny" as opposed to a balloon knot which is an "outty". Much like inny's and outty's when referrring to belly buttons.

I would love to penetrate that spider hole!

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The Spider-Man

When a male is receiving oral sex, The Spider-Man is the act of pulling out his member just prior to ejaculation, then unloading into his own hand and then flinging it in a web-throwing motion directly into the eyes of the one servicing him.

There's nothing quite as satisfying as when I first introduced my girlfriend to The Spider-Man.

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Barking Spiders

Another name for a short yet loud fart

*fart*
Guy: Damn! Barking Spiders

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spider loc

A new addition to G-Unit West. He has difficulty rapping because of his limited vocabulary. Many critics have deplored his simple rhymes. He got signed by freestyling for 50 Cent who was apparently drunk at the time. Spider Loc tried to diss The Game with two disses, but was hit hard when The Game responded with 240 Bars (Spider Joke)

Spider Loc is a joke.

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spider-girl

May "Mayday" Parker. Daughter of Peter "Spider-Man" Parker and Mary Jane Watson-Parker. Active in the Marvel Comics parralell universe refered to as "MC2" (Marvel Comics 2)
Introduced in What if... volume 2 #105

-Have you read the new Spider-girl?
-No, that sounds like a cheap knock-off.
- FU, Spider-girl pwns, DeFalco is teh shit

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