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When you and your best bro poke each other in the penis with thumb tacks repeatedly.
Person 1 "My dick is still cut from that Mike Spike last week"
Person 2 "You're welcome"
It’s a snowball, except with a luge. And there’s extra stuff in it.
A woman who is lactating gives a blowjob to a man, while he is squeezing her nipples so the milk runs down her stomach. After he cums in her mouth, she spits it out onto her stomach. Then he laps up everything, going from tits to pussy, and eats her out.
I can’t get enough of that spiked horchata ice luge on my pregnant girlfriend.
Holmes vs Morarty…
…Aristotle vs. Mashy Spike Plate!!!
STAY STILL PLEASE..!
When you sit on the toilet to take a shit, a little nugget gets forced out splashing the water below similar to a football being spiked in the endzone.
Dude, I had a nice football spike in the toilet today. My cheeks are so wet.
Rings that you put on your fingers which have pointy spikes on them.
Bring your knuckle spikes, and let's fight.
Its when a guy doesn't accept no as an answer when a girl says no to anal but during sex he sticks his dick in her ass any ways!
"ooooh yes baby"
"oh wait till you feel this"
"AAAWWWWW!!! you fucking anal spiked me"
Noun. A spiked tire is the outcome of what happens when a 3 person date goes south and creates a third wheel. When the two others get increasingly close, the third wheel will become extremely jealous, and bring physical harm to the part of the couple who is the same gender.
After the date, Albert beat up Roger because Roger was spending too much time with Jessica. He was becoming more of a Spiked Tire every day.