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Basically, when you are on the phone with a loved one and you have no way of getting to them, you phone spoon. You cuddle up next to your phone, put it on speaker, and spoon it. It's a very efficient way of expressing love for your girlfriend/boyfriend. You can talk and feel comfortable without being seen. If it doesn't feel the same, you can put your phone into a body pillow and phone spoon that way.
Also if you have a secret admirer, you don't have to be embarrassed of phone spooning them because they will never know!
Hey Tony Lu, do you want to have some fun phone spooning with me?
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the greatest and best spoon in existence, was created by an unknown entity at the creation of the universe and destroyed satan in 1679, the location of the spoon is know unknown but is thought to have been blown by the blast of a bomb on mars, while showing aliens awesome ninja pwnage and blown towards tasmania, australia on earth
spoon of destiny:.............................................
guy:OMG its the spoon of destiny!
spoon of destiny:...............................................
guy: guess it can't talk
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The act of spooning with a girl that you want to have sex with. Instead of having sex you try and fight the urge by placing a pillow between you two. It is also called the S&L!
"Last night, I hecka wanted to bang this chick and all we ended up doing was pillow spooning till like 6 am"
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A much better term for a spork
I had to use a danger spoon to eat my Beans and rice from Popeyes
The act of sitting on the ground, bench or other surface with two or more people facing the the same direction, with full body contact. A variation of the typical spooning, where the same general idea is used in a 'sitting' situation.
Alex, Kane and Taylor were sit-spooning in their family photo, taken when Alex was the oldest.
Sticking a spoon up your ass for pleasure
Person 1: dude spooning was terrible
Person 2: who did you spoon
Person 1: no I did it solo
Person 2: you can’t do that
Person 1: then what’s it called when you stick a spoon up your ass
Person 2: spooning 2.0
Affectionate term for someone who is consistently the best and smoothest spooner in the room. Must be liberal and generous in offering spooning to others and will often add their own personal touch.
"Man, Gus is the best spooner, he even throws in a free nuzzle."
-"What a spoon fox!"