Fat squirt is the female equivalent of a fat nut
Usually in response to attention
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Person 1: Dude, did you see I got 200 likes on my post?
Person 2: Fat squirt, am I right boys?
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Fuck yeah! #1 Fortnite victory royal, fat squirt gamers
When the woman you are fucking squirts into your mouth and you spit it into her mouth when she is moaning.
David: so how was your date
John: it was amazing I reverse squirted her
David: awesome dude!
After waking up from a wet dream females have the urge to finger themselves and annihilate their clit causing them to squirt as much as they cried the night before due to her Pablo (find definition) ripping her pussy .
Girl; so turns out I'm officially a morning squirter. It felt amazing. I literally came all over my sheets after going through what seemed to be an exorcism.
An attempt to fart, but instead projectile shitting yourself a little
Jackie thought she was safe, but she soon realized that little toot in the ladies room was a mud squirt. Hope it washes out of that dress.
The motion of a girl slapping her vagina while squirting.
Jimmy likes it when his girlfriend Slap Squirts.
The act in which one is taking a shit, but said shit comes out too fast/early and it goes all over ones ballsack.
Jb: Dude, I took a shit last night and it went all over my balls.
Adam: Dude! You were squirting on the pups!
An Asian Massage Parlor that specializes in happy endings, especially one that features Mongolian women.
"After dining at the restaurant P.F. Chang's, I was dined upon at the Squirt Yurt H.J. Wang's."