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The act in which one is taking a shit, but said shit comes out too fast/early and it goes all over ones ballsack.
Jb: Dude, I took a shit last night and it went all over my balls.
Adam: Dude! You were squirting on the pups!
An Asian Massage Parlor that specializes in happy endings, especially one that features Mongolian women.
"After dining at the restaurant P.F. Chang's, I was dined upon at the Squirt Yurt H.J. Wang's."
when a sissy boy squirts a load from his daddy out of his asshole
Ew! Emilie just got done being pounded by her daddy and dribbled out a sissy squirt!
When both partners are too lazy to take shirts off and a hand job is just too good to hold back. that dangling shirt may just end up getting wet
Damn it! You should've taken my shirt off! I had a squirt mishap!
an audible and explosive shit
guy 1- “I beat my record longest back squirt after taco bell last night!”
guy 2- “awesome! i beat mine last week!”
Ever think you’re gonna fart and suddenly a mudslide of shit drops down your leg? Ever pass gas in bed and shit all over your dog who was just laying under the covers keeping your ass warm? Need an excuse from your shitty ass job? Baby, you got the squirt dirts!
After getting my ass fucked from that hoe from bbrt, I now have the squirt dirts!
A box of wine. That’s it. Drink up.
Please pass me the Squirt Box.