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3 stages of life

Stage one: Birth

Stage two: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Stage three: Death

3 stages of life

by ANUSBOI6869 July 11, 2017


stage plight

a loud house episode, my absolute FAVORITTEEEE!!!!!
in this episode basically luan wants to get closer to her crush, benny. so she signs up for a stage adaptation of romeo and juliet and yeah. she eventually gets casted for the lead part alongside her crush.

aaaaaand here's the twissssstttttt.........
ITS ACT ONE EFFING SCENE FIVE (aka the kiss!11!!1!!1)
and yeah. luan is waaaaay too nervous to kiss benny on stage, since she's never been kissed b4. and each time she tries to kiss him, she chickens out and uses a whole lot of excuses to get out of it. benny is just effing disappointed he can't smooch her. a few days later, benny quits the play due to this. luan finds him sitting alone of a bench, and asks him why he quit the play. he thought that luan didn't like him at all. luan apologized for constantly freaking out about it, admitting she was too nervous to kiss him. benny was also nervous to kiss as well. they later whipped out their puppets (which are 69% possessed) (did i forget to mention they both do ventriloquism?) and they both admitted that they were in love with each other via venting through their puppets. then they just stop talking suddenly

aaaaaand.........

****cue romantic montage thingy***
THEY KISSSSEEEEDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
then the puppets magically come alive as luan and benny kiss

THE END

benny did ac do the play with luan off-camera, and DID AC KISS ON STAGE

also neither of them have been kissed b4
they were both 14, also they are still together.

stage plight

by luanandbennyforever October 19, 2022


Stage Lighting

Absolute hell, Usually a lighting designer spend hours on end screaming at it, and not doing their job.

Stage manager: "Stand by for cue"
Lighting guy: "F**K THIS F**KING S**T THE F**KING STAGE LIGHTING ISN'T F**KING WORKING"
Stage manager: " GO cue"
Lighting designer: "F**K THIS S**T WHY THE F**K DO I EVEN F**K WITH THIS F**KING S**T"

by HyperData November 3, 2021


The pizza stage

When a boy asks a girl to share a pizza it means he wants to elevate it to a new level

Hey jenny wanna share a pizza,

Yay we are in the pizza stage

by bobbyli March 26, 2014


Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.

(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.

by Mathmoss November 8, 2018


SUGAR Stage Maid

A "lady" with friendzone status only that serves as a go between to make "girlfriends" and "sidechicks" alike feel threatened, jealous, or envious...She holds no hearts only temporary status and position in order to "train" your girl.

"I CANT BE YOUR SUGAR STAGE MAID ANYMORE...BREAK UP W THAT GIRLFRIEND ALREADY...I CAN DO IT WAY BETTER"

"IF HE SAW ME AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN HIS SUGAR STAGE MAID I MIGHT CATCH SOME REAL FEELINGS FOR HIM"

by SassyMlf17 October 15, 2019


Pavle Walk Stage 3

(READ Pavle Walk Stage 2 TO UNDERSTAND) After not successfully catching little boys and cannot find any. The Pavle walk stage 3 inplace of emergencies. This is when you are pavle walk and physically no little boys cannot be found. So you enter a house and steal the dad of a little girls house and un-consensually rape his grandpa while taking the little girls dad. Once securing the dad they take him back to his house to forcefully have anal.

Person 1: Bro we have been walking for ages and cant find any little boys
person 2: Yeah I know
Person 1: What do we do
Person 2: We can try the Pavle Walk Stage 3 in a while if we cant find any little boys
Person 1: Great Idea!

by John Wock February 13, 2023