When one person poops out a hot steaming turd on a person named Stanley.
I went over to Stanley’s house after eating White Castle and crapped a hot Stanley steamer on his face.
Taking a diarrhea dump in a girl’s Stanley tumbler and then making her drink it.
I gave her the old Stanley steamer last night!
It is like a Dutch oven but instead of farting and covering a person with the bedsheets, you shit on their face and cover them with the blankets.
Hey daddy can I whore get a Stanley Steamer.
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When you pull out during sex and blow your load on her untrimmed pubic hair and tell her she needs to call Stanley steamer to clean her rug.
"Sorry about your rug... better call Stanley steamer to clean that up before it dries!"
When a person gives a male a reach around and that said male farts in their face.
Male: Would you like to give me a Stanley Steamer?
Female: Sure?
An act of sex where the male takes a large dump on the floor. He then proceeds to do his partner from behind, grabbing her hind legs and dragging her through the manure like he is running a carpet cleaner.
My landlord asked why there was a brown stain on my carpet. I said, I gave my girl a Stanley Steamer to try and clean up last week but it just seemed to grind it in.
Consist of two or more people. One person lies shirtless on the floor while the person or group of people squat over the person lying on the floor and defecate onto the person's chest area
Sally: Damn Carl , I think that chili has given me the shits.
Carl: Oh snap! See if you can hold it until we get home so you can give me the ol' Stanley Steamer!!!