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Head-cooling station

The head-cooling station is the frozen foods section in the grocery store; where you can open a cooler door and stick your head in if you start having hot flashes or are simply pouring sweat on account of all the umph! it takes to get from one end of the store to the other, and either no one will notice because it looks like you're grabbing a bag of veggies, OR they notice but don't pass judgement because they came there to do the exact same thing!!

"Mom, you're sweating profusely," I told her as we came around the aisle and she popped her head into the frozen goods cooler. "You'd better stay right here in the head-cooling station while I go grab a buggy to finish up our shopping!"

by K!Mpo$$ible August 27, 2022


Whittlesea Railway Station

2 small platforms claiming to be a railway station in the town of Whittlesey, Cambs, UK.
Only served by a train every 2 hours it's a joke of a service.
It features a 30 year old beach shelter, lights, gates and a sign.
Ample Parking though!
A whole train cannot stop there as the platform is too short.

Now arriving at Whittlesea Railway Station.
Please move forward to the front two carriages or you won't be able to get off!

by mehman2k16 July 30, 2009

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Station Middle School

An average middle school that’s run by a retarded school district. It’s populated by basic white girls and annoying headass fuck boys that sustain life with fruit roll-ups and pizza. The only advantage of going to Barrington Station Middle School as opposed to Barrington Prairie Middle School is that there are way less horse girls.

Hey bro did you see the definition of Station Middle School on urban dictionary? It’s so funny!!!1!

by Trooper7 August 21, 2019

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Cincinnati Compressor Station

When one has received a minimum of 5 Cincinnati Compressors they achieve the status of Cincinnati Compressor Station.

Yo I finally made my room mate a Cincinnati Compressor Station last night.

by More Pimp Smoker September 20, 2009

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Battle Stations

Battle Stations is an application on Facebook. Their boards are unmoderated, and the posters often leave their own forum because of the crappy gameplay value, and harass other applications for being "better" than them.

Sam: A bunch of trolls attacked Pet Society today, started calling me names and threw my Rainbow Poo at me. Then they made an account with my name and face and got me banned. :(

Chris: I bet I know the group, they're from Battle Stations.

by Min Power September 16, 2009

4πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


Gas station attendant

An enlightened person who knows everything but has nothing better to do with their live. They never tell anyone because they would think they where lying or insane.

Next time you go and get gas ask the gas station attendant a question they tell you either:
1) that they don't know - but they actually do or
2) an answer in which you don't know weather they are lying or not

by edggya June 22, 2009

10πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


international space station

when two men of a different race perform "dick docking"

Me and Juan did an international space station in front of the entire school for diversity day.

by gbabyawesome May 13, 2011

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