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Steamed Clam

The act of eating out a girl while in a hot steamy shower.

Dude: So what're you gunna have for dinner?
Dude2: I don't know about you, but I'm having steamed clam.

by IrishBigguns October 5, 2005

16πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Steamed Dumpling

That turd which is dropped in the toilet during the time that one's friend/roommate/partner, etc. is in a nice hot shower, thus filling the steamy room with heavy poo stench.
This is usually the result of unfortunate timing, but can be used with malicious intent.

1. "Honey! I know you're in the shower, but I really need to use the toilet. This is an emergency!"
"No! Don't you dare give me the steamed dumpling!"
"Sorry."

2. "It was so funny this morning...Pablo was in the shower and I snuck in and dropped the worst steamed dumpling. It didn't hit him till after I'd already made it out the door."
"Yeah! High Five!"

by Crankshaw September 28, 2009

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Steam Hammer

When a person shits himself in the shower and the stink spreads quickly utilizing the steam as a carrier.

"Hey Morty! That son of yours took a shit in the shower again, cause the neighbors are complaining"

by Willy the J.A. March 27, 2003

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Steam Pipe

The homosexual act of one man farting into another man's ass.

Garrett, did you really just Steam Pipe Tim in the ass?

by Mike161 November 18, 2011

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Leaf Steam

Weed, did you figure that out on your own?

Leaf steam has many enjoyable side effects, Although it might make you dehydrated, leaf steam makes you feel good, can ease pain, and make you have the most fun of your life.

by TornadoGordo February 5, 2020


steaming cup

Based on the "steaming cup" office tool used in a Budweiser commercial to give colleagues and leadership the impression that you're still working because there is a hot, steaming cup of coffee at your desk.

A term used for someone who is never seen at his/her desk, but has neither travel nor off-site vendor/customer visits on his/her list of duties. Also someone who leaves on his/her light, computer or takes an additional step and places an "auxiliary" set of keys, sunglasses, headgear or outerwear in his/her office to give one the impression that he/she is still at work, but at large. This term can also be used from someone who has frequent and/or lengthy unaccountable minutes/hours away from his/her desk. This person does not usually have much to do and many times this person is a figureghead, for if they WERE busy or essential, their unfinished business would set off alerts from vendors, customers and colleagues looking for answers to questions, information and/or other work-related deliverables.

"If I leave my desk for any amount of time my inbox completely floods over. Bob, however, is a steaming cup who's never around but somehow never seems to fall behind in his work."

"His light and computer are on but good luck finding him after 2:00 p.m. He's a steaming cup."

"I have tried to schedule a meeting with that guy, but I can never find him. Turns out John told me he's a steaming cup so he's never around!"

"Don't be fooled by how late his light stays on, he's just a steaming cup who can never be found after lunch."

by barkin26 May 20, 2013


Steam academy

A School that is filled with low lives, crackheads, white peoples saying nigger. We can’t even fight in this school SMH.

Have you heard of steam academy that school is shit

by School1234 February 6, 2019