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I love you but you love someone else
Hello, its nice to meet you, the sky sure is a wonderful sight today
found in 2022. my friend randomly said: me in pe not sure what to do.
'' hey, _____ me in pe not sure what to do. ''
Fuh sure we are going to Scarbough to run a mission.
When someone keeps a big job predominantly for how they look and for the perception of it being a good fit, as opposed to *actually being good*, he HAS to do all the little aesthetic things to compensate for being terrible.
Yurk: Ugh, my team has had the same shitty GM for 7 years, and we suck so bad. Why haven't they fired him yet?
LD: Well, obviously White Collar Steroids, but mostly he LOOKS the part and probably works the boardroom.
Yukr: Ugh, Ya, he for sure smells amazing, too.
When you are absolutely sure of something but must exclaim that its diffidently true and accurate.
A button is always sure of itself. It's either pressed or not, buttoned up or not, clasped or unclasped.
CFO: Are you sure that the competitive analysis shows that we are outperforming our competitor?
Finance manager: Sure as buttons. The reports are as accurate as can be.
When you roast your bro and his hoe when the relationship get's in the way.
"Sorry, mates I gotta take my girl home."
"Make sure to walk your dog safely."