oolesh syndrome

The Condition in which u result in when you may or may not talk or walk or be friends with oolesh

Sadhoon,Oolesh,Bengu,Harmith
Recent victims :Sharon

OOLESH SYNDROME

Kardashian Syndrome

Very homogenous, nation wide lifestyle that is driven by social media. Most girls catch it after being exposed to social media long enough. It can poison the mind of any female,

you must stay 69 feet away from you have Kardashian Syndrome

Kovo Syndrome

Kovo Syndrome :

A Rare condition When your feeling out of place , lonely , and no desire to hang out with friends or communicate with others. Sports come rough , hands are rock hard and your concussion counts keeps going up. Nobody wants to play with you and it even know you

Symptoms :

- loneliness

- Increase in hair growth

- no drive

- increase in tweets
-ignoring the bros

- sports lacking skill

- chap lips

- heavy hands

- increased lies

- wheeling girls over FB

Outcome :

Not living life

Guy : Hey man wanna hangout later?
Friend: Nah sorry man , got homework to do

Guy: ah I see you starting to get Kovo syndrome

On the Bus Syndrome

When you get on the school bus, not having to go to the bathroom, and the minute the doors close and it starts to go, you suddenly have to go to the bathroom REALLY BAD!!!!!

John: Dude, I suddenly have to go pee really bad! But the bus just started to go, so I gotta wait another 30 min before i get home!
Smee: Haha, sounds like you have On the Bus Syndrome

[ho syndrome]

when a person is such a whore that people are afraid to get close to that person because they might contract STDs or other skank- related diseases.

i think i would have gotten ho syndrome if i was any closer to them

Rita syndrome

When you have a lot of internet tabs open and won't close them because you might use them later.

Damn Carl has 54 tabs open he must have The Rita Syndrome

toosier syndrome

Toosier syndrome is when a person(usually someone called toos) lasts full nights and probs days without any sleep. Symptoms include binge watching Netflix and tiktok. If you know someone with these symptoms and they don’t sleep and somehow are fine the next day then diagnose them with toosier syndrome.

‘toos hasn’t slept in days and is addicted to Netflix!’ ‘She probs has toosier syndrome’