oolesh syndrome

The Condition in which u result in when you may or may not talk or walk or be friends with oolesh

Sadhoon,Oolesh,Bengu,Harmith
Recent victims :Sharon

OOLESH SYNDROME

Kardashian Syndrome

Very homogenous, nation wide lifestyle that is driven by social media. Most girls catch it after being exposed to social media long enough. It can poison the mind of any female,

you must stay 69 feet away from you have Kardashian Syndrome

O.M.L. Syndrom

Old Man Love Syndrom
A syndrom common among younger females that makes them obsessed with older men. Not in any sexual manner but just as one would adore a cute puppy or small rabbit.

symtoms include (but are not limited to): raising of the voice to high pitched baby talk, self hugging of the body at first sight of an old man, confusion and loss of current thought patterns when shown a picture or real life visual of an old man.

Stacy - "awwhh, look at him! He's so cute!"

Ken - "..who the old man over there?"

Stacy - "yes! I just wanna hug him and squeeze him. abugabugabuga."

Ken - "I knew it! you have O.M.L. Syndrom!!"

Sage Syndrome

When playing an RPG, the magician or healer of the party goes up to a monster, then begins casting a spell, only to be interrupted infinitely. Named after the two siblings Genis and Raine Sage, from Tales of Symphonia.

Really Raine? You're just gonna walk up to Yggdrasill and then use ressurection? You have a really bad case of sage syndrome"

[ho syndrome]

when a person is such a whore that people are afraid to get close to that person because they might contract STDs or other skank- related diseases.

i think i would have gotten ho syndrome if i was any closer to them

Rita syndrome

When you have a lot of internet tabs open and won't close them because you might use them later.

Damn Carl has 54 tabs open he must have The Rita Syndrome

toosier syndrome

Toosier syndrome is when a person(usually someone called toos) lasts full nights and probs days without any sleep. Symptoms include binge watching Netflix and tiktok. If you know someone with these symptoms and they don’t sleep and somehow are fine the next day then diagnose them with toosier syndrome.

‘toos hasn’t slept in days and is addicted to Netflix!’ ‘She probs has toosier syndrome’