A very fat vagina.
Sammi: You look like you have a dick in those shorts.
Paige: No thats just my cooch puff.
A cooch that smells like cheese
Harry: while eating her out I noticed she had a cheese cooch
The equivalent to a blowjob however it’s for when a guy goes down on a girl and not the other way around. It’s pretty self explanatory.
“Did you hear that Kevin gave his girlfriend a cooch smooch last weekend?”
“They’ve only been dating for two weeks, that’s wicked wack.”
When a woman has been with too many men - this is a surgical procedure, which will normalize and retighten what has been stretched out.
I heard that Jenny just recently had a cooch graft - it may be time to date her again!
The name one gets when he or she has a reputable image of being a slut and riding too many dicks at one time, causing a cramped cooch.
Oh my gosh Kev and Steph, Brittney is such a cooch cramper! She is literally going on the round trip of all the world's national monuments.
Only the best of the best girls can give it. It's like being struck by the cupid's arrow. A guy falls madly in love with after just one look at her vagina. The affect can last month's.
That girl broke up with me and gave me the cupid's cooch, now my heart aches for her.