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when someone Poops on the Handicap Rail in the Bathroom
Man I was just In the bathroom and someone took A Tony Hawk
When the person you are fucking turns into Stephen Hawking and acts like a disabled person and jumps on your dick and then right after gives you that Gawk Gawk 9000.
This hoe is giving me that good Hawk and Gawk
One who constantly checks or refreashes their own blog to see how many hits they've gotten.
Susan blog hawked her last entry but unfortunatly no one wanted to read what she had to say.
An old women who belongs on a broom , one that few wish to bed with nor quarrel with do to the assured demon summoning. An evil old bitch that won’t shut up!
Did you see that poor man with the bitty hawk . She had his balls in a noose.
The act of staring at a man's dick usually being another man looking in the general direction of said dick
Where you just Peter hawking me bro?
For context:
Fire truck = huge black dude
Dump truck=small Asian chick
Flatbed truck = your Mom
"Wet Hawk" (noun):
A meticulously coordinated and unconventional waste disposal maneuver involving one fire truck, two dumpster trucks, and a flatbed truck. The Wet Hawk is a spectacle that takes place when the fire truck engages in a peculiar waste redistribution process. It begins by unloading a significant load of refuse into the first dumpster truck. Curiously, the fire truck proceeds to deposit a second load of trash into the very same dumpster truck. At this point, the plot thickens as the dumpster truck takes charge, expertly transferring both loads of waste and trash onto a waiting third flatbed truck.
The climax of the Wet Hawk is reached when the third flatbed truck, acting as the grand orchestrator, reverses the process, returning the combined loads back onto the fire truck. This strange and intricate dance of waste management leaves bystanders bewildered and questioning the purpose and efficiency of such a convoluted operation.
Person 1: "Dude, did you see that crazy waste disposal process yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was like a Wet Hawk or something. The fire truck dumped everything into the dumpster truck, then they shuffled it onto the flatbed truck, only to put it back on the fire truck again. Bizarre!"
Any man or woman that takes joy in spending their parent's money while also getting blackout drunk at the Jayhawk Cafe three or four times a week. These people are usually failing school and are underaged. A common sign of finding a hawk rat is looking for spilled drink spots on their clothing. You do not want to be seen with these people very often.
"Why is that person passed out in a bush on a Tuesday?"
"They're a hawk rat."