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Dean witch weathers wife of 5 years.
They’ve been married forever
their kid is named rachel who is married to a man named Sam..🤔🤔
Mom?
Tv ring: Oh hey rachel! Where’s your dad?
Dean: right here baby girl. Let’s make some baby’s and have a lot of Demond baby’s so i can bring them back to life and save the day in season 1037 of supernatural!!!!!
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A friendship where it is always the same person who starts a conversation.
Just like turning on a TV, you start a conversation with your TV friend, surf some topics of conversation and then end the conversation.
It is always up to the same person to decide to turn on the TV friendship, otherwise it just sit there idle.
A very shallow friendship, not to be taken seriously.
Guy 1: "I haven't heard from Anne in forever."
Guy 2: "Oh she's nice, I have TV friendship with her, lemme send her a message and see what's new."
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When you say or write something as soon as someone on TV says the same exact thing.
(Talking on the phone)
Person: And then he said...
TV: And then he said...
Person: (Thinking to self) TV Jinx!
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A remote that changes the T.V. channels.
Can you hand me the tv turner?
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quaran-TV or quarantv is an umbrella term created to capture the new rollout of youtube, facebook, and instagram videos recorded by the quarantined populace... which is everyone.
Many of us have no choice but to turn to memes, posts & irrational yet humorous video content during this time.
When someone is addressing a friends post related to Covid-19, they can add to the database of Quaran-TV channels.
Quaran-TV has nothing to do with mainstream television or news channels. It is specifically meant to be hilarious & created by the general population.
“Today’s news just in, on Quarant-TV, a new trend is spiking to combat pent up sexual frustration, Tibetan throat twerking.”
It combines ‘Tibetan throat singing’ and ‘twerking.’ Look it up on Ellen’s show. I’m serious.
Quaran-TV represents the videos our friends are now posting on social media related to anything funny during this time.
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When a girl dresses up as a character from a guys favorite tv show to make his sexual fantasies come true.
Dude last night Shannon gave me a tv show as 'Leslie Knope'. Talk about recreation!
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