A person that doesn’t need a reason to go to Taco Bell, but now has a reason to go to Taco Bell.
Dammit Jim! I’m a Taco Bell whore, not a doctor!
The aftermath of eating taco bell and taking the biggest shit ever
“I had post taco bell clarity.” Said barack obama
When you are penetrating anally with either your penis or your fingers, and you pull out and theres feces on you. Typically a noun, it can be used as an insult.
“She hasn’t cleaned there every time I have sex with her! I might as well call her the Taco Bell Wishing Well.”
When you have a tummy ache so bad that you're going to explode a toilet
Usually takes place after eating taco bell
John: "Bro I have taco bell tummy so bad right now"
Joe: "Alright man bathroom is down the hall"
When u eat nothing but taco bell and do nothing but shit there fore cancling out the calories from the taco bell. Better than laxatives.
"I'm on a juice clense!" "well, debrah, im on a taco bell clense so take your high and mighty shit out of the porta potty"
Slow ass internet such as the kind you'd get from using the free WiFi at a Taco Bell.
Griff: This Taco Bell internet is laggy as hell.
Tucker: Yeah dude, you're rubber banding all over the place.
The poop stains in the toilet bowl
I wish people would stop leaving all this taco bell graffiti, I mean the brush is right next to the toilet for a reason!