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The strategy women employ to divide men. They pump up the tall guy's ego in front of the small guy by implying that, by virtue of being tall, he has a big penis. The short man, intimidated by being towered over already and degraded by the woman's implication that he has a small penis, then ignores and hates anyone taller than him, and becomes a groveling, jealousy-filled woman worshiper, never realizing that tall guys are usually nice and genuinely like to see the short guys look up at them.
Tall man- short man At a fast food restaurant, almost every transaction...
Short man to tall cashier: One small soda.
Short man's woman: They have a bigger size!
Short man, dejected: I'll take the large one, then. *SIGH*
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National Tall Girl Appreciation Day is on November 3rd. Since there's a short girl appreciation day and not a tall girl one, I made one myself. You're welcome.
Girl 1: What day is it today?
Girl 2: It's November 3rd.
Girl 2: Oh cool! It's National Tall Girl Appreciation Day!
On October 25th, you can kick people over 5' 4" without any consequences
Person 1 (shorter than 5' 4"): Do you know what day it is?
Person 2 (Taller than 5'4"): No, what?
Person 1: National kick tall people day, where anyone shorter than 5'4 can kick people taller than 5'4!
Person 2: WHY
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In response to National Throw Short People Day, National Throw Tall People Day is a day when you are legally allowed to throw tall people (5'10" or taller) without their consent on October 22nd.
"Wow! You better watch out because you're taller than 5'10" and today is National Throw Tall People Day!"
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hm yes thats one tall salt boi. hm yes tsukishima.
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on november 23rd, you're allowed to kick anyone taller than 5'4 with no consequences.
person1: "hey, it's november 23rd <3"
person2: "okay, and?"
person1: "national kick tall people day"
person2: *runs*
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ha n00b ur tall fuck you it’s bully your tall friend day
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