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Teapot tease

A sexy as fuck mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to induce sexual arousal in a female. Strongly resembles a teapot.

His teapot tease turned her on even more by the second

by teapot1 May 6, 2016

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Goul Tease

The extremely rare behaviour of a man who engages in flirtation with a very enamored/horny lady only to reject her and not engage in sexual intercourse.

This is the counterpart of the much more common behaviour of women known as the "Prick Tease".

Gentleman 1: So did ye do anything with them 3 women last night??

Gentleman 2: No i was only giving them a bit of a goul tease!

Gentleman 1: Faggot....

by Danger R April 30, 2009

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Cork tease

A person who becomes overly flirty, touchy-feely, and affectionate with another person after drinking too much wine; making the other person think they will be engaging in physical activities; when ultimately, no chance exists.

Allison and I got wasted in Central Park after we split two bottles of red. I was totally gonna make out with her, but it turns out she’s nothing but a cork tease.

by Boat the Rock October 15, 2018

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Cock tease

My girlfriend.
God bless her soul.

She traced the outline of my penis with her forefinger, but went no further. What a cock tease!

by axzamxa November 25, 2011

11πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


sneeze tease

when a sneeze teeters on the edge of coming out but never does

Chris: Yeah man, when i was goin' down on her I thought I finally was about to make her orgasam.

Bill: And?

Chris: False alarm. It was just a sneeze tease.

by Djokomofo December 11, 2009

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Facebook Tease

someone who leaves their facebook logged on, but then walks away to do something else. later, someone trys to chat them, and they don't respond.

Me: Hey! whats up?

a few minutes later...

Me: well, i guess you don't want to talk then. you Facebook Tease

by j0hn13y November 22, 2010

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DICK TEASE

Any woman at all that uses a tampon.

the DICK TEASE needs to take off her make up, it's ruining her skin as bad as her soured vagina.

by royalprincesswhohatesrape&sex September 27, 2010

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