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Somebody who acts realy hard and is generaly realy vain about their muscles.(Generaly a man)
Bob:Ohh look at me MAYT i is well good and i get all the ladies with these massive muscles.
Trever:Ohh arn't you just Ted Rock.
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The misconception that a murderer couldn't be the real culprit, because of how beautiful they are. Most commonly seen with teen girls on apps like TikTok
"I heard James Campersonly was arrested for murder. Belle said he must be innocent because he looks pretty."
"Yeah, she's fallen victim to the Ted Bundy Effect."
When she give you a blowjob and pulls your balls up. As you cum your mountain top gets cum on it and drips over like an avalanche.
I was with this chick last night and as she was blowing me she gave me a mountain top ted and then she used her finger like a skier going down the mountain!
Go to every rainforest cafe and jerk off in the bathroom
Hey dude have you ever done a Dirty Ted Nivison?
Tf is that?
Words of a whore, hoe, bitch, and a cunt. Named Skylar White that should kill herself.
I fucked ted
*Silence*
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Originating from a forum post on Bungie.net, where someone made a post about being "One shotted by a 295". One can assume autocorrect changed "One shotted" to "One Shot Ted". This has become a meme in the Destiny community.
"One Shot Ted started the game at Level 40, back when the cap was 20."
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Many dating advice books, websites, columns, etc say that the main reason why some people struggle with dating is because of "unrealistic expectations" or as I like to call them "Ted Mosby Expectations". Ted Mosby is the name of one of the main characters on the long running successful sitcom, "How I Met Your Mother". He thinks most of the women he likes and dates are "the one" he will marry and have his children which is not the right mindset to have. It's hard to find the right person especially when you're a "nice guy" like him. Hence his expectations are unrealistic although I gotta say he is very persistent and many guys can relate to his experiences and "unrealistic expectations"
Dude you have "Ted Mosby Expectations" when it comes to dating; they are too high and unrealistic!
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