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The act of aborting a baby with a turkey baster. It's the cheapest method of extracting an unwanted fetus and was named after the state that founded this act.(Commonly known as T.T.B.)
Debra:"Skeeter used saran wrap again instead of a condom last night... I think I might be pregnant!"
Alice: "Well, i have an old turkey baster, so we can suck that bastard right out!"
Debra: "You know i always gopher(go for) that ol' Tennessee Turkey Baster, I hated myself as a kid, so how could i raise one??"
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When you are nailing your partner and her punani is super loose so you take Arbyś roast beef and shove it up her punani and continue to nail her. Lastly, you cum inside her and onto the roast beef in her punani and then you have to punch her in the vag while yelling ¨ARBYS, WE HAVE THE MEATS¨ now remember, you can only use arbys roast beef for this. Have fun.
wow i was nailing becky the other night and she let me tennessee meat pie her. Score!
The act of one answering a skype call and releasing a loud and thunderous fart into the mic, then hangs up the call. This results in over the web pink eye.
I just have gotten pink eye from the Tennessee Skype Toot!
The act of a male taking blue or orange jelly or jello then masturbating often resulting in sticky hands and or sticky penises and balls
Not to be confused with jello tubber
Mah bitch Alice wasn't close so I had to do the Tennessee Jelly Jiggeler and my balls and penis are sticky now
A southern thick chick with a big ass and thighs. Presumably as wide as 2 cinder blocks.
“Boy that girl is thicker than a snicker!”
“Yeah she’s a Tennessee Two Block for sure!”
The act of shating on raw pizza dough and forming it into the shape of pizza rolls, and feeding it to your "loved" one. Of course after cooking it properly.
"Damn Jackie, those were some good Tennessee pizza rolls!!"
When you convince someone that you agree with their viewpoint, only to subsequently renege and disparage their viewpoint afterwards.
Pavin: I agree, this presidential election was the most divisive
Corbin: Thank you...
Pavin: I was just kidding that's retarded
Corbin: But…
Pavin: Pulled the old Tennessee switcheroo, classic!